Nate Igor Smith

I actually have a digital subscription to NY Times but their trend pieces are so terrible and recent political reporting has been trash.

New York Times: your go to source for all of your baby dick needs.https://twitter.com/editrixjen/status/772344923140005888 …

Actual reporting from the Times on baby dicks.https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/772339716876333056 …

This is Donald Trump's lawyer, citing a cloud as evidence his candidate should win.https://twitter.com/michaelcohen212/status/772266051254030336 …

I gotta go home before I keep Tweeting.

Gonna start buying people fake Twitter followers just to troll them.

I feel like these Turbojugend kids are more of a gang than juggalos. (Cc @FBI)

I wish I had money so I could make my website functional and like make the real the terrible ideas in my brain.

I didn't know @kydigregorio knew any rap songs but she's playing Public Enemy on a roof and it's a good environment to Tweet in.

News developments about who will pay for the wall feel a little like when everybody treats the Muppet characters like they're real

They both have septum piercings.

Like this banjo dude takes himself so seriously but this girl with the 90s outfit and ironic tattoos thinks he's great.

Not sure who I hate more earnest people or ironic people.

I have to wait 9 more min for the subway and there's a guy with a mustache and a news boy cap playing a banjo. Might jump on the 3rd rail.

7 year old girl dancing in the street to @Migos while holding a tiny kitten. I love New York.

A group of four gay multicultural millennials just cat called me and I just took it. What is a straight white man to do in this world? #MAGA

The white hairs in my beard stick out much farther than the black ones. I keep plucking them but they are preparing for the race war.