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writer director ceo 'spider man goes to jail' if you see the blue mark next to my name my profile is currently being Molested links : linktr.ee/drilreal
OtherLAlinktr.ee/drilrealJoined September 2008
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this is the exact shit i yell when ever i see a large group of men chasing and hitting each other at The Grove mall
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your meltdown is worse than my melt down. you're spiraling harder than me bitch. im barely even showing my ass compared to you
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I am their Father. I would burn my penis off with a lighter to make them even 1% happier. Onl y a Parent understands this.
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relax. i am a army strong veteran with a Bomb in my ass hole. i will vaporize everything the instant you feel unsafe
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oh no i accidentlally changed my name and lost my blue checkmark again. now people will think im a Virgin
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the queen only gets one coronation per lifetime. And you just jacked off to it
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i would like to impartially report that my wedding has been Punctuated by an officer-involved Head Shot
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whats it mean when you have a really vivid dream of ronald reagan & the dalai lama being shot with uzis with blood spilling out their face
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first ourder of business is to get that SCAB money from the paramount studios corporation in order to create an unnecessary reboot of Cheers
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i have decided that my production company will have the name of Roach Nuts studios LLC
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4000000 suicides due to no more "So Help Me Todd" 2000000 children dead because sesame street isnt allowed to make the power outlets episode
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arguably ted lasso is more real than most real people. and when you do a writers strike youre performing an illegal abortion against him
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thank you H.Crow for this nice set of cups . One problem; they seem to be adorned with hitlers disgusting swastika. Did you keep the receipt
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burbank NEEDDS NEEDS NEEDS a hard rock cafe built smack dab in the center of its busiest road. this will jump start the economy
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Hello pregnant ladies. I have a mission for you. Please name your child after my dead dog. Please let my dead dog reincarnate into your son.
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Seems like Im the only account on here that hasnt turned into a porno site.
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ok i got like 100 blue sky invites but they reserved my handle. probably to punish me
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if one of my followers showed me his penis i would kick a hole in the side of his house
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you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine
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building a pressurized 3000 mile long tube across the desert instead of a normal train is actually a really good idea. Always has been
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now that i have the baneful blue mark, I undertand the pain ive wrought. i was wrong to torment dog coin guys. im jealous of their million's
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sorry im wrong. please dont block twitter blue users. please continue letting guys like this fill your time line
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I think @dril should be banned for platform manipulation by encouraging others to mass-block users for this #BlockTheBlue #BlockTheBlueChecks campaign. An act that causes direct strain on twitters overall systems. "You may not use Twitter’s services in a manner intended to… Show more
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investors can rest easy knowing that all 220 people involved in space x's latest disgrace have crossed the rainbow bridge into Heaven
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AI was able to generate at least two porridge crisis scenarios after being trained only on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. We are not ready
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sad to announce my subsidiary accounts "The Bugshit Gamer ", "Fat Pussy Rants" & "DarkThoughtsGumby" are being shut down due to me having $0
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first ever victim of bullying? i would have to say Abraham Lincoln
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