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@drgoldfish

miscreant layabout reprobate. he/him/it

San Francisco, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2010.

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  1. prije 3 sata

    this is up there with the lady who said of my height, "you must be very proud" yes, this is an accomplishment i've worked for all my life and finally i'm 6'10", fuck all you short haters

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  2. prije 3 sata

    i? are there other ways of becoming tall? was she suggesting that some people get tall purely through their desire to play ball?

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  3. prije 3 sata

    lady: you're very tall me: yes lady: basketball? me: no lady: oh, just genetic? me:

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    I tell people to stop worrying about futuristic runaway smart AI, because it's stupid current AI that will kill us, this is what I mean. Someone bought a product that *literally* text-matched the word "charity" as 'good' and "vodka" as 'bad' and is making hiring choices with it.

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    2. velj

    Because I’m looking out for the unwary, I now have a sticker to slap on the sliding door leaving customs next time I come back to America from travel.

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    31. sij

    “GOP” members of the Senate, you unconscionable, pathetic, spineless, hypocritical, lickspittle, death rattle of a racist patriarchal Calvinist shitbags. May all your teeth fall out but one. And in that one may you have a toothache. Enjoy how history looks at you. It’s not pretty

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  8. 25. sij

    since i see this becoming a bigger trend, let me take this opportunity to say: LET PEOPLE USE NON-FEDERATED LOGIN

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    25. sij

    ME: I just feel bad about leaning on my friends. It makes me feel weak THERAPIST: Do you know who else leans on his friends? *we both look at her gigantic poster of Goku* THERAPIST: Are you calling Goku weak? ME: *fighting sobs* n-no THERAPIST: *slides me the tissues*

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  10. 24. sij

    Let Me Tell You About The Time We Turned Off Email In Australia

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    why are deer so rectangular

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  12. 23. sij

    this must be that new economy i've heard so much about

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    22. sij

    hey so, try not to do those cute little personality quizzes or those snapchat/insta "what __ am I" things. If you must, use an incognito tab but better yet: don't do them, just literally don't

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  14. 22. sij
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  15. 21. sij

    what's the name for the part of the phone call where you've both said your formal goodbyes and then do the final "bye" "bye", aka the only time it's not considered rude to hang up on the other person mid-utterance

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    20. sij

    As the protest in Richmond winds down, I'd like to recap how we got here and share some thoughts. First of all, Richmond is not 100% out of the woods yet. There are still violent groups in town who may feel their desire for conflict hasn't been sated. 1/9

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  17. 18. sij

    why would you yell after sex? imagining lying there cuddling and one of you suddenly bellows "THAT'S A YAHTZEE"

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    17. sij

    Cats by American Cartoonist B. Kliban (1935-1990)

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  20. 16. sij

    the truly spectacular degree to which this city fucking falls apart anytime it gets more than an inch of rain

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