drewtarvin

@drewtarvin

humor engineer. speaker. nerd. author of . owner of . milkshake-drinker. pun enthusiast.

new york, ny
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Joined March 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 May 2019

    For some , I'm excited to share my of . I decided to strap my book to a model rocket and launch it into the sky. Shout out to for the music. Get the book at

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  2. 5 hours ago

    I feel like the only time you should micromanage is when one of your employees accidentally gets shrunken down to the size of an ant.

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  3. 7 hours ago

    I'm honored to be part of this year's annual conference speaking to Emerging Leaders about Leading on Your Feet. While I can't see the attendees, they've been blowing up the chat with insight and authenticity, here's to becoming

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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    We need to advance our ambition to use data and make data more available, more accessible, and more relatable to every person. We need data to be more readily available to each person and each group whose decisions and well-being depend on the evidence from that data.

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  5. Mar 17

    TODAY! Coping with Comedy: Comedy Writing Workshop with @ Six Degrees Society March 17th 4:30pm PST/ 7:30pm EST Sign up here: Use promo code “humorthatworks”

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  6. Mar 16

    I know the odds are 1 in 9.2 quintillion, but every year I fill out a bracket and think, "This could be the perfect bracket."

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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.

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  8. Mar 15

    Coping with Comedy: Comedy Writing Workshop with @ Six Degrees Society March 17th 4:30pm PST/ 7:30pm EST Sign up here: Use promo code “humorthatworks”

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  9. Mar 15

    A great longform article from on one person's journey of turning their life around.

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  10. Mar 12

    Coping with Comedy: Comedy Writing Workshop with @ Six Degrees Society March 17th 4:30pm PST/ 7:30pm EST Sign up here: Use promo code “humorthatworks”

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  11. Mar 11

    Virtual Comedy Show TONIGHT! 9pm EST/ 6pm PST Tickets Here: Amazing Line Up brining comedy to the comfort of your own couch!

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  12. Mar 10

    .: I was able to determine that this photo of a baby is actually you from 30+ years ago. Also : Want to see a picture of you and your ex from 7 years ago?

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  13. Mar 9

    Virtual Comedy Show Thursday March 11th 9pm EST/ 6pm PST Tickets Here: Amazing Line Up brining comedy to the comfort of your own couch!

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  14. Mar 9

    Anyone else feel like the equivalent to talking while on mute is like pushing on a pull door?

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  15. Mar 7

    "Nice to meet you." = I don't think we've met before. "Nice to see you again." = We've met before and I remember you. "Nice to see you." = I have no idea if we've met but I don't want to offend you if we have.

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  16. Mar 7

    This is exactly what writing stand-up is like.

    If it looks simple, it was hard.
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 6
    Replying to

    Got this one from 's ted talk: Converting the numbers 51, 6, and 500 to Roman Numerals makes me LIVID.

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  18. Mar 6

    I tried out for the football team as a center but got cut because I "kept insulting everyone." How was I supposed to know that's not what they meant by "offensive line."

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    “While the world has changed around us, our work hasn’t changed all that much: we still have to send email, attend meetings, deal with co-workers, … we still have a need for humor.” -, 🐼

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  20. Mar 1

    A: Do you want an Altoid? B: Are you saying my breath smells bad? A: Yes, that's what I mint.

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  21. Feb 28

    If I'm ever kidnapped, I think people should know that I do NOT know Morse code. I don't want investigators thinking I'm sending a secret message. "Sir, I analyzed his blinking and he said, 'SDfja asadfkj bologna qwerty.'"

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