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@drewmillard

RULE ONE: Do not own a computer. RULE TWO: Do not power it on. RULE THREE: Do not use it. // drew.millard@theoutline.com

Durham, NC
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 12

    Wrote about how Tom DeLonge quitting blink-182 to go alien hunting is good and how being cool online is bad

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  2. Wrote about my nascent (and so far unprofitable) crypto day trading habit and also this blockchain religion that’s probably also a performance art thing making fun of dumbass crypto bros

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    The extent to which cryptocurrency resembles a religious belief system — including the idea of a "rapture" where everyone gets rich and all the world's problems are solved — is actually quite fascinating

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    18 hours ago

    Faith is about the only thing driving the cryptocurrency industry, which goes a long way towards explaining the “blockchain religion” created by artist Avery Singer and Matt Liston

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    Jun 6

    My latest for is about the $10,000 move-to-Vermont program that recently went viral. Like many east coasters, I love Vermont — I really do — but these relocation cash grants are not an escape hatch for ordinary people dreaming of a better life.

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  8. Jun 4

    While I’m on the subject of the Dispatch, James does great work as a producer and host and also being the best in general

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    Jun 3

    According to The Internship's Wikipedia page, “Many former Google interns and Google employees noted the accuracy of the company environment depicted in the movie, but also pointed out that the internship process is nothing like that shown in the movie.”

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    Jun 3

    The Internship, a movie about Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson becoming interns at Google, is now five years old. It has not aged well.

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    Jun 2

    "... a listening party in the middle of Jackson Hole is only a listening party if there’s something to listen to; otherwise, it’s a Republican fundraiser"

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    Jun 1
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    May 29

    Wow thifs blew up. While your here please have a look at this: htttp://www.burgerking.com

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  18. Jun 1

    here is my dispatch from Wyoming and the Kanye party, which I went to (see above tweet for proof)

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  20. May 31

    he said hes down to change his name back to kanye west if all the journalists sign a thing saying they'll pretend all the trump stuff never happened

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  21. May 31

    oh shit he just disappeared and reappeared wearing a vest, he says his name is kanye vest now

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