Hey now, here's where you can find all of my writing. I write a good amount, so alas this will have to be a thread. For everyday writing, you can find me here:
(including the weekly Funbag and what not): defector.com/author/drew-ma
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my life will become substantially more boring the day the athletic finally allows someone to edit shams
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I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan
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Oh shit it's peak email spam week
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For I interviewed about Knock at the Cabin, about why the ending diverges wildly from its source material, and about a lot of heavier shit.
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Huge trade for the Mavs. Luka is only 23. He’s going to learn so much from Kyrie on and off the court, like how to attack a hedged pick and roll and that the United States government killed Amy Winehouse.
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Tales of fecal woe from the Defector readership:
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team completes three passes in a row for 12 yards in a 70s Super Bowl
NFL Films: THE DALLAS OFFENSE WAS TOM LANDRY'S IMAGINATION COME TO LIFE, A FREIGHT TRAIN OF WHIMSICAL DESTINY
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Did that one in the living room just now and it absolutely killed with only me and no one else in the room
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*farts* You talk about increased gas prices!
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Josh Jacobs on the new Pro Bowl format: "This shit is stupid."
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All I can think of
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Now is the part in the movie where a SECOND balloon appears. And then another. And then another………… (eerie cello music)
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YOU’VE GOT A NERVE TO BE MAILING ME ASHES
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The weirdest part of this is that Boeheim's excuse is that he was grumpy after losing four in a row. But his team has only lost three in a row.
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Jim Boeheim says ‘I certainly didn’t bully anybody’ after bullying student reporter over fair question dlvr.it/Shrx4C
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On The Distraction, chats about Power Slap, the middle of the NBA season, and home-cooked casseroles:
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It's a all-new Distraction this week, featuring talking to Roth and me about the ancient art of slap fighting.
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You'll never look at a scallion the same way again.
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gotta do the move where you performatively set your utensils down and sit back from the table
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Let’s talk. The Drew & Roth Hour is LIVE! Right now!
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46 years old and I still say “good” with my mouth full when the food is good
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when making a list of rules, be sure to make 90% of it thoughtful and useful, 8% flat-out wrong, and 2% absolutely bonkers shit that make people question the human experience of others
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Illinois QB: Tommy DeVito: "He had a hat on, big jacket. I couldn’t really see his face, and this dude is just screaming. At first, I was like, ‘Who is this guy?’ Then he got up close and I was like, ‘Oh, that’s Bill O’Brien,’ and it kind of made sense."
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What I’m hearing about the Patriots after a week with them in Las Vegas. Story: theathletic.com/4144463/2023/0
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Sat in on the housing element vote for Atherton, aka America's richest ZIP code, and witnessed tearful pleas, scornful finger-pointing, awful jokes about Steph Curry, and a community absolutely losing its mind over having to build 348 housing units by 2031
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Bryan Goldberg becomes latest rich asshole to kill Gawker:
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Not all sick days are like that tell you what
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Had an extremely chill sick day.
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Marc Caputo leaves NBC News one week after gloating about evicting tenant:
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Yes but she gets the prestige of being on Spotify. Huge for her resume.
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Streams for Linda Ronstadt's song "Long Long Time" jumped by nearly 5,000% after its inclusion on HBO's The Last of Us. But the singer might not see a penny in royalty payments.
Thanks to @Dannosphere for all the hard work on this!
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Beautiful: This Absolutely Enormous German Child Blew A Fart On A Dandelion And Wished For Sausage
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If Tom Brady ends up hitting Springsteen's tour opener in Tampa tonight, his transition to sports media will be truly irreversible.
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Anyway I’ll buy Brady retiring once he’s inked a $80 million no-show podcast deal with Spotify
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No one man should have all these oats
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This morning I finally conducted a long-planned experiment: cooking my oatmeal in oat milk. Verdict: TREASURE.
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