Turned away from the Casino de Monte-Carlo for wearing shorts.... What was I thinking 
tried to explain that the sleds make the shorts count as formalwear but my French failed me, alas
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oh my god
It was fucking brutal, had to decamp to the Hotel Hermitage outdoor lounge to lick my wounds/have cognac
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praying for you
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Have you tried pouring the cognac into the wounds, it stings but you’ll be grateful when you don’t die of sepsis.
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You didn’t just tell them to have their haberdasher meet you at the Baccarat table for a quick fitting?
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