tfw my contract ends and I have to say goodbye to the >10,000 lines of code I wrote and entrenched myself in over the last 4 months.pic.twitter.com/3B0SwlE59Q
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Just kidding, all the code is shit. Every line of code is wrong. Good riddance. Time to start a new code base all over again and hope I don't fuck that one up too.
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When you start out coding you think you'll get better over time. But what really happens is you pivot from naive first-year bullshit to advanced bullshit. The difference between an amateur and a pro is that amateurs can't even comprehend how fundamentally cursed my code is.
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The most cursed bloc of code I've ever written is in that code base. I created a decorator that wraps around functions that output HTML, and the decorator fires up selenium and takes a screenshot of the rendered HTML. The decorator is called "html_to_png." It's amazingly awful.
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