S/o to my stomach ulcers for doing their part to undermine the capitalist culture of productivity by forcing me into the bathroom roughly every 90 minutes
Replying to @dwayneoh

boss makes a dollar 
I make a dime 
that's why I poop on company time 

2:11 PM - 9 Jul 2018
from Manhattan, NY
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