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@drevilbones

Queer vegetarian weirdo. I make computers behave. I love my husband, games, comics, beer, & animals.

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Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 May 2017

    The Story of My Life by Me Chapter 1: Im a baby! Ch 2-??: Im so tired but I want to play more video games. Ch Last: Im dead now the end

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  2. Feb 24

    I'd like a but-but-buttered bun I want a but-but-butter bean butter yes butter put butter on my bean I'll have some but-but-buttered corn with some but-but-butter cream or maybe I'll have more butter beans

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  3. Feb 13

    The History of Butts: An Essay. Throughout the years, people have had butts. Nobody knows who invented the butt, but many scientists believe it was Leonardo da Vinci. Here is a few notable people who had butts: Baseball's Kirby Puckett, Author Jane Austin, NASA's Gene Kranz,

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  4. Feb 11
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    They remind me a little of Indian giant squirrels!

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  5. Feb 11

    I just remembered tree kangaroos exist. Earth rules.

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  6. Feb 11

    Also I turned 40 today so I'm Officially Old now and due to be kicked off this site any

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  7. Feb 11

    It's my birthday today and for my birthday I'd like you to all give yourselves the present of logging off.

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  8. Feb 10

    wow the brady bunch predicted zoom calls

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  9. Feb 6

    don't ever ask me what I'm thinking about bc it's basically that mahna mahna song 24/7 up in there

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  10. Feb 3

    what if I played the whole breath of fire series

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  11. Feb 3

    Look, I didn't come here looking for trouble I just came to do the super bowl shuffle

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  12. Feb 2

    A Hitman interaction I just had. 47: *walks up to security guard, stares* guard: Well, this is awkward 47: ... guard: Get out of my face. 47: ... guard: Seriously? 47: *flips a coin into him* guard: woah man, gravity! it still works!

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  13. Jan 28
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  14. Jan 28

    So, Hitman 3 is incredible? I think it might be a major milestone for the medium, both creatively and technically. And it does it all in a very quiet, almost stoic manner. (I mean, except when you're whipping bananas in peoples faces ofc)

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  15. These Redditors who got rich playing the stock market (because they had liquidity to gamble with) like this are still wealth goons to the rest of us brokeys, right? In the gambling heirarchy, I'll still take a card counter over the Robinhood day traders.

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  16. Jan 26

    These sunglasses are a vampire oh no!

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  17. Jan 25
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  18. Jan 25
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  19. Jan 25

    I'm serious though is this a feature of the game? Does hitman have like Miiverse style comments now? what the heck!

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  20. Jan 25

    I thought maybe the game was instructing me to snap his neck so I did but then I lost so that wasn't it

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  21. Jan 25

    What... what is happening... here... exactly...

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