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The Story of My Life by Me Chapter 1: Im a baby! Ch 2-??: Im so tired but I want to play more video games. Ch Last: Im dead now the end
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I'd like a but-but-buttered bun I want a but-but-butter bean butter yes butter put butter on my bean I'll have some but-but-buttered corn with some but-but-butter cream or maybe I'll have more butter beanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFxzHKx1BYQ …
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The History of Butts: An Essay. Throughout the years, people have had butts. Nobody knows who invented the butt, but many scientists believe it was Leonardo da Vinci. Here is a few notable people who had butts: Baseball's Kirby Puckett, Author Jane Austin, NASA's Gene Kranz,
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Peter Graves as Nick Scratch Retweeted
They remind me a little of Indian giant squirrels!pic.twitter.com/NzAmDPYItw
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Peter Graves as Nick Scratch Retweeted
I just remembered tree kangaroos exist. Earth rules.pic.twitter.com/zcKZPYqDOK
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Also I turned 40 today so I'm Officially Old now and due to be kicked off this site any
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It's my birthday today and for my birthday I'd like you to all give yourselves the present of logging off.
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wow the brady bunch predicted zoom callspic.twitter.com/RmQicF715T
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don't ever ask me what I'm thinking about bc it's basically that mahna mahna song 24/7 up in there
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what if I played the whole breath of fire series
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Look, I didn't come here looking for trouble I just came to do the super bowl shuffle
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A Hitman interaction I just had. 47: *walks up to security guard, stares* guard: Well, this is awkward 47: ... guard: Get out of my face. 47: ... guard: Seriously? 47: *flips a coin into him* guard: woah man, gravity! it still works!
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So, Hitman 3 is incredible? I think it might be a major milestone for the medium, both creatively and technically. And it does it all in a very quiet, almost stoic manner. (I mean, except when you're whipping bananas in peoples faces ofc)
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These Redditors who got rich playing the stock market (because they had liquidity to gamble with) like this are still wealth goons to the rest of us brokeys, right? In the gambling heirarchy, I'll still take a card counter over the Robinhood day traders.
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These sunglasses are a vampire oh no!pic.twitter.com/XbDBEhEIL3
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I'm serious though is this a feature of the game? Does hitman have like Miiverse style comments now? what the heck!
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I thought maybe the game was instructing me to snap his neck so I did but then I lost so that wasn't it
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