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Emily Porter, M.D.
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Doctor, mother, wife, daughter. Love whiteboards. I beat cancer twice in 20 years. Views 100% my own and only my own.
Austin, TexasJoined June 2016

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News Flash: Your body can be full of cancer and if there is a video showing you getting shot in the chest and bleeding to death, the cancer didn’t kill you, the hemorrhagic shock did. I don’t care what underlying conditions Mr. Floyd had. He had one cause of death—Derek Chauvin.
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I grew up where a few of my classmates had dentures by age 25. They were too poor for the dentist but just over the line for Medicaid, which only covers dental until age 18 anyway. I’m not sure who decided eyes & teeth weren’t important body parts, but it’s an American disgrace.
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I’m gonna talk about something that I’m not supposed to talk about. I’m a 37 year old with dentures. I was dirt poor for most of my adult life, and worked jobs that didn’t offer dental care (hospitality/serving). Small problems like cavities became BIG problems.
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My 7 yo son didn’t put his glass in the dishwasher last night after dinner and just drank some rotten chocolate milk instead of the fresh cup I poured him tonight. He’s now hand-washing the stinky cup without me asking. Follow me for more parenting tips.
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I failed math once. Trust me, you do not want me in charge of my kids’ education.
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Our schools are for education, NOT indoctrination. We must get kids back to fundamentals of learning & empower parents with the tools to challenge the curriculum when it falls short of expectations. No one knows what is better for a child’s education than their parents.
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Yeah, and I’m sure all the landlords are going to reduce rent when their property taxes go down, right? 🙄 Do something that benefits ALL Texans. Invest in education. Mental health. Infrastructure. Mass transit. Not at all surprised to see a plan that only benefits the wealthy.
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Texas is sitting on a historic budget surplus. We owe that surplus to our taxpayers. I want to provide Texans with the largest property tax cut in the history of our state. It’s your money – you deserve to keep it.
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Baby has better control of a handgun than he does his bowels.
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NEW: Neighbors who saw a toddler in diapers wandering around a Beech Grove, Indiana, apartment complex with a loaded handgun called police. The incident was caught on building cameras. The father - who lied that he didn’t own a gun - was arrested. #inlegis dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1
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My husband’s 98 yo WWII veteran grandpa has pneumonia and has been waiting in the ER for a hospital bed upstairs for over 30 hours in a non-VA hospital in a city of over 150,00 people but go ahead and tell me we have the greatest healthcare system in the world.
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California needs a warrior in the Senate—to stand up to special interests, fight the dangerous imbalance in our economy, and hold so-called leaders like Mitch McConnell accountable for rigging our democracy. Today, I'm proud to announce my candidacy for the U.S. Senate in 2024.
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What you see on TV shows & movies wouldn’t have helped Damar. You need to compress the chest hard & fast. In your head, sing the tune “Stayin’ Alive” and do compressions to the beat. And first delegate someone to call 911 while you work. Brain death occurs in about 7 min w/o CPR.
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The prayers for #DamarHamlin are beautiful, but @NFL, please also consider spending 2 minutes before tomorrow’s games showing a demo of hands-only #CPR & encouraging viewers to learn. With your audience, this could save lives ❤️🙏🏽 Read on to learn how to do hands-only CPR ⬇️
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Three things: 1. She gave me a copy for Christmas. 2. She picked that copy up from the Little Free Library on our walk to the National Museum of African American History & Culture on Monday. 3. She’ll manage to finish hers before I’m done with the first chapter. She’s a machine.
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Katie Porter is currently on the floor reading a book called "The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck"
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Guns don’t kill people. First graders kill people. See how dumb that sounds?
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A 6-year-old student at an elementary school in Newport News, Virginia, shot a teacher on Friday afternoon, leaving her with “life-threatening” injuries, the authorities said. nyti.ms/3VQkSJZ
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If AOC were running for for Speaker, after the 3rd vote Tuesday, the rest of squad would’ve taken her out for a drink and played the Miranda/Berger episode for her. It’s okay, Kevin. They’re just not that into you.
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With 2 ER physicians as parents, none of my 4 children will ever play tackle football. I said what I said. And I live in Texas where they’re in full pads by age 7.
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Airlines are supposed to refund travelers within 20 days for a cancelled flight, but they’re rarely penalized for failing to do so. I have a bill that not only gets people their money back sooner, but also fines airlines 10x the original price for not promptly issuing a refund.
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As I put my kids to bed tonight, including a first grader, my heart is with the parents who kissed their children for the last time ten years ago tonight when their worst fears came true. Part of me died that day just like it did on September 11. Their stockings were hung…
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I want to share what I think about MDs. I love each and everyone that busted their ass, borrowed too much money, sacrificed more than we can ever quantify, in hopes of helping their patients. Medicine is an imprecise science. The uncertainties far outnumber the absolutes.
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My heart breaks for Seoul. Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. I can’t imagine how terrifying it was watching events unfold and how helpless the first responders and healthcare personnel felt.
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For those in Williamson County, this is your county judge (like county mayor), @BillGravell. His background is in ministry & defying his own shelter in place orders to play firefighter dress-up. Wilco deserves better than this “lossier.” I hear he uses a flip phone. Please vote!
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While I was heading out to meet voters this morning, this is what my opponent was up to. Texting and calling me starting at 8:46. He is scared. He's a bully who thrives on intimidation, fear, and lies. I will not be intimidated. He needs to be voted out.
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