dragondaddy (internet literature kingpin)

times like these you almost envy the libertarians. they never have to care about electoral politics. they can just "a pox on both houses!" everything while they fantasize about pure market economies and eliminating the age of consent

as the primary goes on and he is embarrassed further, mayor pete will undergo physical transformations suggesting he injected himself with the G-virus. by super tuesday he will be a gelatinous mass composed of teeth and tentacles

people are up in arms about this, but I'll tell you I've gotten jobs this way. yes, I don't get a call back about the interview, but I show up to the building every day and take a seat at an empty desk. eventually I just work therehttps://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1224564353040625665 …

I'm refusing to believe all this Shadow talk not because it's implausible but because it's so stupidly on the nose that it's like a 12 year old is writing this

alright what goes on here at night?

you have to admit "quality control" was an incredible phrase to choose

Democratic frontrunner and best shot at beating Trump: Joe Biden, everybody

the videos of the Biden caucuses consisting of 3-4 people are very funny

we are all brooklyn podcasters tonight

I've read many variations of "publishing a book won't make you happy" on here and that's sad to see. But it makes me happy. I'm not looking for a magic bullet for my problems. I know they won't change after this. But this will always be that little flicker of light when I need it

in about a month I get to hold a book I wrote and no one can ever take that away from me. I started stapling together stupid little comic books on loose leaf when I was 5. people can be jaded about writing books if they want. this is all I've ever wanted

ate a pound and a half of plain, unseasoned chicken for dinner

I'm about to depart on a single engine plane bound for Iowa. in my duffel bag is $10,000 in twenties and several handguns. I am confident Bernie will win. that's all I can say at this time

biden wears the sunglasses because he has no eyes. would you elect a president that doesn't have eyes?

if I could go back in time and give rush limbaugh lung cancer 30 years ago, I would

I don't come on here to get unsolicited writing advice from hacks. I log on to like selfies of babes and delete my deranged thoughts 30 seconds after posting them, just long enough for God to see