David Perkins

@dperks6

Engineer at Cafe X. Duke alum.

San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    My morning routine: 1) check Twitter to make sure we didn't bomb North Korea 2) make coffee

    13 replies 149 retweets 540 likes
  2. Apr 4

    U know Duke won the head to head when you get snaps of an entire UNC bar chanting "go to hell Duke" after their natty champ win over gonzaga

    1 reply
  3. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    How to play: before leaving any office, write a load of absurd bollocks on the whiteboard for the next lot to puzzle at.

    321 replies 7,243 retweets 10,459 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    Piece of advice I heard in high school I've never forgotten: "Successful people aren't smarter than you, they're just way more persistent."

    48 replies 1,982 retweets 4,250 likes
  5. Mar 8

    Google's new Video Intelligence API recognizes objects in videos. Now can sponsor snaps containing the Ivanka Trump Collection

  6. Feb 15

    The logic of . I want to slap Damesh V through my screen, bigly.

    1 reply 4 likes
  7. Feb 12

    Automation: Productivity, demand ☝️ Cost👇

  8. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    🎥 Meet the robot barista of the future

    This Robot Barista Makes a Dang Good Latte
    Cafe X’s robotic baristas could be the future of java jolts. The company’s robot-staffed kiosks sling precision-made espresso drinks starting at $2.25 a cup, just don’t expect fancy latte art.
    17 replies 103 retweets 155 likes
  9. Jan 20

    "Necessary illusions" aren't so illusive when they're manufactured so flamboyantly

    In the end, you can't really manufacture consent.
  10. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS: 👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👴🏼👨🏾👹

    787 replies 117,217 retweets 149,253 likes
  11. Jan 16

    "Some people are born not so smart." 9 seconds later... "It's a very confusing phrase."

    Found a transcript of my '09 talk w/Trump for the . He says he doesn't get why "all men are created equal."
    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    Not really how I imagined the second coming

    1,176 replies 182,317 retweets 463,068 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    The Lions won in a 6-0 landslide if you don't count any points from coastal states.

    33 replies 1,105 retweets 3,577 likes
  14. Jan 3

    Explain to me how every House rep that voted for this should not be impeached.

    Any Republican who goes on television this week should be asked, repeatedly until they answer, about the gutting of the ethics office.
    1 like
  15. 31 Dec 2016

    Wasn't sure if it was predicting an accident or getting an AirDrop 🙃

    0:39
    Finally the right one.
  16. Retweeted
    27 Apr 2015
    Replying to

    Preferred way to connect with me (ranked most to least): 1. Text 2. Twitter DM 3. Email 4. Phone 5. Climb through my window 6. LinkedIn

    903 replies 8,715 retweets 16,454 likes
  17. 29 Dec 2016

    "I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly." - the Orange One

    2 likes
  18. 28 Dec 2016

    Sipping watermelon strawberry beet juice while eating couscous spinach salad in front of a Nissan Leaf next to a robotic coffee machine

    1 retweet 2 likes
  19. 26 Dec 2016

    Freeze all motor functions.

    President Obama said that he thinks he would have won against me. He should say that but I say NO WAY! - jobs leaving, ISIS, OCare, etc.
    1 like

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