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Floor woman at #wsop threatening to DQ players in the 1 million mystery bounty if they post the photo of the two “3 of spades” that just appeared on the flop.
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This guild will be dead either
1.) After 1st raid Dragonflight when everyone realizes how bad they are
2.) Just prior to Dragonflight launch when an officer/gm realizes they're wasting their lives making pointless memes on twitter
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I need everyone to RT this & tweet to tell him to talk to me about playing high stakes poker on
If this tweet gets at least 5k RTs + 1k replies, I’ll give a random RTer $500
If this tweet leads to DMing me about the show, I’ll give someone $3K
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Regarding the Perkins Challenge:
As a team we decided to surrender. We see no other way to proceed. He’s a much stronger player than expected and I took on more than I could handle.
It was an unreal experience to be a part of, maybe in the future I’ll try again.
GG
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Calling my shot today. Gonna run hot and finish with a $228k win.
Catch the action 2:30pm PST today
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If this gets 25k retweets, I'll stream a session of my $200/$400 heads-up challenge vs Daniel Negreanu with occasional hole cards
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I’m going to give away $7,500 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!
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I hope this is played everyday everywhere until Nov 8. Unless resigns as he should immediately.
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In London trying to buy headphones. Didn’t accept my American card and I didn’t have enough English currency.
I said
“Sorry I’m short about 180 pounds”
She said
“You should make that your tinder profile”
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With making Day 2 of the $5,000 Main Event, we wanted to spice up the sweat... We're giving away another 1% of his action, and you can earn up to 27 entries! Tune in to the action at twitch.tv/philgalfond! Good luck!
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨
is giving away 7% of his WCOOP $5K Main Event action. 5% to RIO-Poker players, 1% to someone who retweets this and 1% to one of his Twitch followers. *Terms Apply
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Giving away 0.5% (worth £5,250) of Bill @bp22 Perkins in the upcoming @tritonpoker £1,050,000 Million London (biggest buy-in event in poker history)!
To enter Follow, Like, Retweet and Comment with your guess in which place Bill will finish the event! 
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Hey Dan do you care to comment on this post regarding your behavior ? It seems you may need to invest in a protractor.
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I am giving away 5% [£50K] of my action in £1M Super High Roller Aug 1st. Guess hole cards & suits I get dealt 1st hand [eg. QhJc] & you will get a share eg. 5 winners would be 1% each. Must Guess, RT & Follow to be eligible 💪 Rob
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Twitter Polls are gr8 for opinions on but need larger samples - so I will give 10 x $10,300 MILLIONS Seats [random draw & any stop] AND also donate $100,000 to on reaching 100K followers 💪 reg-charity.org must RT & follow to be in draw
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My editor just sent me the unedited, spicy version of the video. Thinking about uploading it but don’t know if twitter allows it. If this gets 10k retweets I’ll post it. Fuck it. I am the Jungleman...
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This weekend will be my last appearance on a poker show for a while, which seems like a good time to run my biggest giveaway ever: 50% of my action in today and tomorrow's $25/$50 games.
ENTER HERE: bit.ly/last-giveaway
If I end up losing, I'll still draw a winner for $1000
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Have I mentioned that I'm giving away 1% of my profit in the Poker Masters tournament series?
ENTER HERE:
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Have I mentioned this? bit.ly/the-giveaway
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