douglasjsellers

@douglasjsellers

CTO at AssetAvenue, Co-Founder of redline.cc

Los Angeles, CA
assetavenue.com
Joined August 2007
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  1. Jun 8

    Startup Wisdom: As a business, never stop doing what the numbers say you are good at even if it's not what you want to be.

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    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

    38,104 replies 3,637,668 retweets 981,727 likes
  3. Mar 13

    Have your kids ever played Camelot Jr () and run out of puzzles? I made a solution:

  4. Jan 18

    For gods sake, if you are going to leave an online review of a restaurant please please please tell us what you ate.

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    6 Dec 2016

    That moment when you’re researching a lender for your real estate biz and in their video dude is wearing Space Jam Jordan XIs.

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  6. 15 Dec 2016

    Product manager rule of thumb: if a ticket isn't done in the first 14 days it's chances of getting done decrease by 50% every 7 days after

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  7. 31 Oct 2016

    Corollary to Parkinsons Law: The complexity of a software system will grow to keep the number of devs employed busy

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  8. 28 Oct 2016

    Real takeaway from new MacBook pros: devs, when Apple thinks pro they don't think you. They think designer

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  9. 13 Oct 2016

    IMO all techdocs are done wrong - with completness in mind rather than being task oriented. This is why stackoverflow succeeeds

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  10. 11 Oct 2016

    Why is the JS dependency mgmt problem so alluring to devs: . Why not just fix gulp/grunt rather than start over?

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  11. 3 Oct 2016

    Unfair to say George RR Martin is the 4th most powerful writer () as he no longer writes anything

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  12. 29 Sep 2016

    Refactoring is the most misused word in software engineering today. When most people say REFACTOR they mean REWRITE.

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  13. 28 Sep 2016

    Basic flaw in Soft. Engineers: Take a good idea (microserices) and dogmatically apply it until it's a bad idea (1000 microservices)

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  14. 19 Sep 2016

    FireFox should do the web a favor and shut down. Mission accomplished: IE 6 has been dislodged - please don't become the next IE 6.

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  15. 12 Sep 2016

    For a startup the most dangerous technology project isn't the one that fails but the one that get's bogged down.

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  16. 9 Sep 2016

    git-crypt is a good solution to the problem of easily keeping secret data in your git repo. simple setup, works transparently

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  17. 8 Sep 2016

    Seriously, how many companies out there are doing log management? 50? And still no compelling reason to use any of them.

    1 reply 5 retweets 6 likes
  18. 30 Jul 2016

    What do you think of charging hotmail and Yahoo mail people more for a service because of a higher lifetime customer cost?

    1 reply 7 retweets 12 likes
  19. 24 Jul 2016

    My Daughter: Do you want a cupcake? Me: What kind of a terrible person says no to a cupcake? My Daughter: Trump voters!

    1 reply 10 retweets 18 likes
  20. 19 Jul 2016

    Phoenix fetching, rendering to JSON and returning 7000 rows of a database table in 55 ms defies my understanding of how software works

    4 replies 5 retweets 11 likes

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