Naughty By Accident

@DoubleEntente

Things I say that aren't intended to be naughty but sound that way.

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Joined June 2011
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  1. 21 Sep 2015

    I'm glad to get you in my hunt.

  2. 11 Jul 2014

    It's like a triple train chain right here.

  3. 10 Aug 2012

    He's not a very good salad tosser.

  4. 30 May 2012

    There's no book of merkins? That's a hole we need to fill.

  5. 15 May 2012

    This beagle really likes his balls. Look how many he can fit into his mouth. (said while opening photo to CEO's asst.)

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  6. 29 Feb 2012

    What do you call your tool, Ryan? (btw, he answered, "Short Circuit")

    1 reply
  7. 17 Feb 2012

    You should totally put your wood on wood.

  8. 22 Dec 2011

    Everyone likes the the best.

  9. 14 Dec 2011

    I'll pull it out really fast and you're going to stick that in the hole. Then I'll jump on it.

  10. 8 Nov 2011

    I need something hard to put it in. Do you have something hard to put it in?

  11. 24 Oct 2011

    You have to "hard off."

    1 reply
  12. 23 Sep 2011

    You're on top of all the girls...

  13. 12 Sep 2011

    Can you come here? I need you to look at my thing.

  14. 18 Aug 2011

    I want beef today: I'm having prik king.

  15. 12 Aug 2011

    You're stiff? You're walking like you're stiff.

  16. 2 Aug 2011

    you got it up yesterday? wow.

  17. 22 Jul 2011

    I like the butt. I didn't as a kid but I do now.

  18. 1 Jul 2011

    Engineering won't even touch my noodle.

  19. 21 Jun 2011

    i'm stretching my tendon...

  20. 13 Jun 2011

    You mean you still have the same dickie you had as a child?

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