Heterosexual "I hate my spouse" culture and "parenting is hell" culture can be completely explained by the concerningly large % of straight couples who get married and have kids essentially out of peer pressure
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this post is the tumblr version of firing off a few shots to keep the rent down twitter.com/FTate05/status
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autistic people: "the puzzle piece is a terrible symbol for autism and it should be dropped."
allistic people: "do you have a better symbol in mind?"
autistic people:
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
Happy 3rd Anniversary to tumblr attempting to ban porn from their website which achieved exactly none of the goals they hoped it would and tanked its popularity while inadvertently making it the most tolerable social media app by tricking all the most annoying people into leaving
YOU CAN POST TITS ON TUMBLR AGAIN I REPEAT YOU CAN POST TITS ON TUMBLR AGAIN 📢📢📢
What's even funnier is that he filled the deck with nothing but search effects, so his strategy was to just spend his entire turn shuffling his deck and essentially bore his opponent into submission. He called it "Mischen: Impossible" ("mischen" being German for "shuffle")
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learned today about the time a guy brought a 2222-card yugioh deck to a national tournament to demonstrate why the game needed a deck size limit
we need to talk about friendly reminder gifted kid burnout ADHD bisexuals can't sit correctly gay people ice coffee cuffed pants caught in 4K that face when the anime character is about to go insane gaslighting zuko redemption arc
this might be my favorite bad tweet of all time like this is VERY hard to top
tumblr is the best social media app because there is no reward for having clout on there. on twitter, having a lot of followers can get you a book deal. on instagram it can get you a modeling contract. on youtube you can get millions of $$$. on tumblr you can get death threats
hot take but I literally do not give a shit if a cishet person writes gay or trans characters. not because they might be closeted or questioning or whatever no. full stop. if a cishet person writes a gay or trans character and the writing is good more power to them
I'm sorry but I'm losing my shit over pretty much every AI inevitably becoming super racist *except* the one that was designed to forcefem people
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4chan users who are into forced feminization made an AI chatbot to forcefem them and a user posted this screenshot of it the other day telling them to stop being a fascist
Sophie is going to make you into a good girl and good girls don't make holocaust jokes
lin manuel miranda deserves jail time for convincing a bunch of white theater kids in 2015 that they knew how to rap
bdsm is just sex for autistic people. you have a detailed discussion in advance about exactly what you're going to do, you do it, and then afterwards your partner assures you that you did a good job. Ideal neurodivergent social interaction
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a lot of bdsm is just telling people that they are good and valued and useful in different ways, and i think that's hot
it's obviously fucked up that ellie kemper won prom queen at the st louis racism convention it's also extremely funny to me that twitter airing her dirty laundry was apropos of nothing like someone woke up on this fine memorial day and just went "today I come for kimmy schmidt"
a dude calling himself "Rahul Ligma" standing outside twitter hq pretending to be a fired twitter employee and fucking with news reporters is 1000x funnier than anything Elon Musk has ever said or done
alright I've had enough, I'm done waiting around
I'm trans. My name is Minerva and my pronouns are she/her
writing smut is a test of your vocabulary to see if you can correctly determine which words you're allowed to use during the sex scene without ruining the mood
"pronouns in bio" is a weak insult, unlike "harry potter house in bio" which is devastating
standing by this take
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
this is the most menacing performance of darude sandstorm I've ever seem
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Chancellor Merkel listening to 'Darude - Sandstorm' for her sendoff ceremony. #Zapfenstreich
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some of the worst takes in media criticism come from a place of critiquing the plot while ignoring character and theme. like someone will say "what this character did was stupid" while ignoring WHY the character did that thing or what them doing the thing is supposed to mean
working theory is that being a cishet guy who panders to and/or attracts an audience of queer fans is more profitable and will attract less scrutiny than being an actual queer person making content for other queer people
Shoutout to this dude who bought YouTube adds to make people look at his cat
One of my beliefs that I have only become more convinced of as time goes on is that in any given fandom, 70-90% of all fandom toxicity can usually be traced back to a small handful of discourse mongers (sometimes just one!) who love picking fights and are constantly starting shit
there has never been a good movie adaptation of lolita because the type of dude who wants to make a movie adaptation of lolita is probably not the type of dude who understood why that book works
I'm fucking psychic
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despite voting democrat, most adult hippie types are actually more conservative than average becuase new age philosophy is based off self help books which place personal responsibility above all else, thus blinding them to systemic injustice in this essay I will
average dude annoys and irritates extremely hot girl for several seasons until she falls in love with him t.co/g9g6SB85E9
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what's a meme format where the original is funnier than all the edits? some examples to start
the true queer content creator experience is making something deeply personal to you and baring your soul to the world by putting it out there and having a bunch of other queer people say you've done irreparable damage to the community because it wasn't relatable to them
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Being a queer creator means sometimes your audience will lash out at you as if you personally betrayed them when your work is in conflict with their myopic saccharine view of life and queerness and it's a lot of why I have almost 0 interaction with my audience now
every time I see some mf on the tl desperately trying to litigate the intricacies of their queer identity to figure out what they Truly are I always end up coming back to this meme
Oh and if you're wondering how well that worked, he got disqualified in both his matches for taking too long to shuffle his deck
I shit you not this is exactly how lesbian terfs talk about trans men
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thanks to the transgenders, a girl i want to have sex with can walk into a clinic and get the procedure to be ugly in mere minutes! a girl i wouldve fucked can become unfuckable to me very quickly, and that is so so so scary. that is so scary please
when you learn what the giant robots in Evangelion really are
The thing that kills me about Reddit TIFU Bad Sex Music guy is that he's somehow become the main character of all of social media. Like there's is not a single app I'm on that isn't ruthlessly clowning this dude
Huge fan of women. One could even say I'm part of the Female Fandom or "femdom" for short
Evangelion waifu wars are really funny when u think about it like who watches that downer ass show about depression and loneliness where nearly every character is a fundamentally broken person and the discorse they get into is "ok but which girl is the hottest tho"
This looks like one of the businesses from the opening sequence in Bob's Burgers
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I cannot imagine a scenario more humiliating than getting all your data stolen by a dude who says "epically pwned" in 2021
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yeah I'm crossposting what are you gonna do about it
Every so often I think about how the dude who made earthbound is on record as saying that when he was a little kid he walked into the wrong movie theater and saw a murder scene that deeply tramatized him and his goal with making the mother games was to recreate that feeling
I wish all AMAB non-binary people a very pleasant Friday
lmao Jojo Siwa really went to her hairdresser and said "I have GOT to look gayer"
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I think if "eccentric billionaire" is going to continue being an archetype we should have fewer characters like Tony Stark and more characters like Seto Kaiba
transphobes will try VERY hard to make being trans seem as dangerous as possible to scare parents into denying their kids transition care (overplaying risks of HRT, endlessly repeating "41%", etc.) while conveniently ignoring that the greatest danger to trans ppl is transphobia twitter.com/tuckwoodstock/
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no more butch/androgynous characters whose character development is becoming more feminine society has progressed past butch/androgynous characters whose character development is becoming more feminine
bisexuals with a preference for men reading all those "relatable" bisexual posts about loving every woman and two fictional men
I admittedly know nothing about Guilty Gear so perhaps I am speaking out of my depth but it is immensely satisfying to me that the long-time 4chan posterchild for "tr*ps" and/or "being gay" for them has essentially come out as a trans girl in canon
Rhythm game fan: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Friend: "Good!"
Rhythm game fan:
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RWBY fandom makes way more sense when you realize the show actually has two fandoms. One is mostly cishet guy weebs who want it to be Attack on Titan and the other is mostly queer girls w/ mixed feelings on anime who want it to be Steven Universe. They absolutely hate each other
[arrives at pride parade] well this is fucking bullshit, where's all the discourse?
#bnha321 spoilers
Horikoshi having one of the male characters in BNHA confess his love to Deku, but having that character be MINETA is such a monkey's paw ass turn of events
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Replying to @redandblonde420
And a little trivia, Mineta actually used the word 惚れた (horeta) which is an expression used when saying they fell in love with someone 
tiktok offers content truly unlike any other platform in that I have never seen so many people post their own Ls on an app completely unprompted. tiktokers will tell you shit for a couple thousand views that you couldn't get out of me at guantanamo bay
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despite voting democrat, most adult hippie types are actually more conservative than average becuase new age philosophy is based off self help books which place personal responsibility above all else, thus blinding them to systemic injustice in this essay I will
When you get invested in a bad show because an early season had "potential"
There's a collection of media I refer to as "ex-boyfriend content" which, regardless of actual quality, a lot of women hate specifically because they had a shitty ex-bf who was a HUGE fan. Examples:
-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
-Anthony Fantano
-Chapo Trap House
-Neutral Milk Hotel
I think there should be a rule of thumb in fandom that the more aggressively someone tries to police other people's content, the more likely it is that they have a second account where they're into some weird shit
you know what fuck it, I'll defend 4kids. Regulations around what you can air in kids blocks on network TV are EXTREMELY strict and so in sanitizing their localizations these mfs gave the children of the early 2000s access to anime they wouldn't have had otherwise
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Your Fave Is Problematic was such a wild thing to be like a key part of tumblr culture for all those years. Like what if you did CinemaSins but for people
apparently in Japan there's an entire sub-genre for lesbian porn that starts as a catfight called "レズバトル" which is read directly as "lesbattle" but pixiv translates as "lesbian competitive intercourse" sooooooo....
Ok I hate to be that asshole because I agree with purging "loli" from our collective vocabularies but I feel that it is worth pointing out that Lolita was not, in fact, an autobiography. It was very much a work of fiction, I feel like that is kind of important to know
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STOP USING THE WORD LOLI TO REFER TO KIDS OH MY GOD
this is the ONE and the ONLY time i will talk about this
the term "loli" comes from the novel "lolita" which talks about the author's sexual relationship with his 12 year old stepdaughter... and he was 37 years old at the time
Calling Caitlyn Jenner a "transgender activist" is an insult to trans people and an insult to activists
ARE YOU TELLING ME MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME COULD HAVE HAD A GAY ENDING?????
I understand that One Piece is one of the greatest manga/anime of all time and that it is a masterpiece of long-term storytelling that every weeb should at least try to experience but the way the women are drawn in that series is simply too high a barrier to entry for me to cross
My "top 10 worst anime boobs" post is doing numbers on tumblr so I might as well share it here as well (1/10)
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Quiverfull Christianity is crazy cause it's basically just a bunch of male manipulators convincing very conservative women to participate in their breeding kink by telling them it's for racist reasons
fandom wlw content is funny cause ppl always want whoever in the couple is more masc to tower over her gf meanwhile every masc lesbian irl is like 5'2"
If anything, Hank being so overly courteous and gentle makes Elon seem even more deranged by comparison
I think if "eccentric billionaire" is going to continue being an archetype we should have fewer characters like Tony Stark and more characters like Seto Kaiba
I am automatically suspicious of anyone who says polyamory is a solution to cheating because what that says to me is that they think cheating is something that just kinda "happens" rather than being a deliberate choice and a breach of trust on the part of the cheating partner
Ariana Grande really said "ok fine I'm done pretending to be Hispanic, I'll pretend to be Asian this time"
Holy shit ok I just learned that no fault divorce STILL isn't legal in the UK and honestly this explains EVERYTHING about why British feminism is so fucked up
harrow the ninth sets itself apart from other popular wlw fiction by daring to ask important theological questions. questions like: what if god was just some dude? what if you could hang out with him? what if he made it weird?
"plant based diet" implies the existence of a "plant cringe diet"
she shuttle on my cock til I'm calibrated [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
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A Badminton's shuttlecock must be extremely aerodynamically stable. This is how the shuttlecocks are calibrated
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twitter.com/ChannelIntereslove that the tumblr equivalent of getting ratio'd is when your post is so bad that instead of actually talking shit people just spell out "kung pow penis" one letter at a time in the reblogs
this picture of me from like seven years ago borrowing my friend's shirt has become dramatically funnier post-transition
ppl make fun of grown adults in fandom but let's be real the fanfiction ecosystem would be a wasteland without authors in their late 20s and 30s. If I'm gonna read fic I at least want the prose to be decent and I'm way more likely to get that from someone w/ more experience
I would like to nominate this post about sex scenes for the status of Top 10 All Time Tumblr Posts b/c every time it crosses my dash it's a new version where OP is dunking on a different person in the rb's. it's like reading Ulysses you get something new out of it every time
I feel like if there's a discourse to be had about F1NN5TER it should be about how female streamers get constant abuse and harassment for being "titty streamers" or "only getting views by being hot" meanwhile F1NN gets nowhere near that amount of hate while doing literal sex work
I think about this CONSTANTLY
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What’s y’all’s favorite tweet of ALL TIME?
SJKFHAKDHHAKF MY FRIENDS GOT ME A GENDER REVEAL CAKE TO CELEBRATE ME COMING OUT
I'm sorry but the idea that more young ppl identify as LGBT because your precious children are being recruited by Big Gay is so goddamn funny to me, like do conservatives have no understanding of how social stigma works
