Evan

@dotevan

Director of Engineering, Aol Alpha. Pilot.

San Francisco, CA
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Joined July 2007
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  1. Apr 13

    Excited that is sponsoring both php[tek] 2016 & php[cruise]!

    1:53 PM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 5 likes
  2. Apr 12

    Can’t wait for the WebMD Messenger bot “Where does it hurt?” My leg is sore “You may have a rare disease. You'll be dead in a week"

    55 retweets 106 likes
  3. Apr 12

    Software architecture as pasta

    11:39 AM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
    539 retweets 336 likes
  4. Apr 12

    Our amazing bot-future is five minutes old and already I am arguing with them.

    1:26 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 1 like
  5. Apr 12

    has gotten a lot of awesome new features, but is it scaring off beginners? /by

    2 retweets
  6. Apr 12

    You'll never guess which article I'll never click on.

    390 retweets 1,224 likes
  8. Apr 11

    when you think it's cute to name your cat whiskers and then he gets the whisk disease

    3:57 PM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details
    449 retweets 973 likes
  9. Apr 11

    I say grow it out. Nothing wrong with looking like a scientist.

    I know it's time for my kid to get a haircut when he starts looking like Energy Secretary
    577 retweets 1,047 likes
  11. Apr 11

    This should be illegal. Shame on you . This is essentially elder abuse.

    8:33 AM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details
    3,745 retweets 3,092 likes
  12. Apr 11

    Scroll to the top of this thread and have the time of your life

    My chicken sandwich was wrong, by the way
    196 retweets 208 likes
  13. Apr 7 The Embarcadero, San Francisco

    Words the iPhone tries to correct burrata to: burrito, bursts, butt rats

    5 likes
  14. Apr 7

    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!? your neighbors, guys. turn it down for your fucking neighbors.

    312 retweets 922 likes
  15. Apr 5

    Nice to see our app for featured along with brands like FB and Netflix. Great job

    8:49 AM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 3 likes
  16. 16 Dec 2015

    KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week

    4,101 retweets 7,212 likes
  17. Apr 2

    If a tree falls on a terminal in the woods and the TelCo doesn't hear it, does it make a 2600Hz sound?

    3:17 PM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 7 likes
  18. Apr 2

    Winner, winner, KFC Taco Bell dinner.

    1 like
  19. Mar 31 South of Market, San Francisco

    This is why I have no desire to build another PC.

    Any gaming PC experts who can help with a very odd issue I’m having with the machine I built this past weekend? DM me!

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