Jessica Citizen

Okay, yep, I think we have a winner here. This is now the official standard for all projects on which I am working.https://twitter.com/steamjamboree/status/1382117758062632960 …

Not unrelated to this: What colour hats do hackers wear these days? Is this a @kevinmitnick type question? @SueletteD?

Dear hivemind, what is the preferred term for "whitelist" once we remove the racial undertones?

Also timely?https://twitter.com/CSLewisDaily/status/1380490715587874816 …

This just seems timely.https://twitter.com/HowlTweeter/status/1380490682486431750 …

Also it is worth mentioning that I did not order two gins. I ordered one and then saw a new one I hadn't tried and the bartender smiled at me and now I have two. The problem is that my tolerance is so low that I cannot order and pay for another one or I will fall off my stool.

Okay so we were out driving and discussing whether we should get an adult beverage and then my phone beeped and now I am at a bar eating pizza with two g+ts and feeling a bit sad for a very rich lady whose husband has just died. Poor Lilybet.

See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit.

Update to this: He is (unsurprisingly) a big fan of The One Direction cover of One Way Or Another. He agrees that it is very different to the Blondie original, but likes the things that make it different as well as the things that make it the same.

(Hi @SeanFewster! Why am I not surprised you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?) #parentsofcoolkidsunite

This evening's discussions were on the recent Miley Cyrus cover of Blondie's Heart of Glass. He declared that he loves the song, but almost apologetically revealeded that "I do not really like Miley Cyrus' voice". He said it was kind of growly and he liked Debbie Harry's better.

Small man is really (really) discovering music these days and it is an absolute joy to behold. He's making comparisons and tapping out beats and asking for "more like that please Mummy". Best of all, he's making his own choices and defining his own tastes. I am so proud.

I guess what I mean is... how do I contact Marketing / Branding people at @telstra to discuss getting a graphic for a store that sponsors the SANFL team I am working for? (Or, at least, to find out which "T" logo colourway is appropriate for a store?)

Looking for a logo for a particular Telstra Store. I know better than to assume the people *in* the store will know what I'm after... any ideas on where else I could find one?

I'm not sure whether @popofmars is intended to be good falling-asleep music, but it is worth noting that I have had excellent, vivid dreams since the latest EP launched this week.https://twitter.com/popofmars/status/1377431950961483778 …