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Oct 27, 2022

We’ve been somewhat close lipped

@neptyne

about what we’ve been working on, but after a bit over a 1000 pull requests, we’re ready to start showing a few things. So here it is, Neptyne: the programmable spreadsheet. Details in this thread - or join the neptyne.com/waitlist-add now

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NeptyneHQ

Feb 3

When you put all people with an (English) Wikipedia in a programmable spreadsheet, you can do some cool stuff. This animation is showing the distribution of people over the continents per decade of their birth. Europe has >50% until late 19th century! neptyne.com/neptyne/dlswku

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Feb 2

Tried out Darwin as my new coffee shop name. I thought Darwin was pronounceable and unique. But got a Darrell and a Dorian, so back to Dave I guess?

Feb 2

Easy for Switzerland to be neutral if you are not in the center of Europe

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The Alternate Historian

@alt_historian

Feb 1

I've seen plenty of bad educational maps but this one gives me a headache the more I look at it.

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Feb 1

Paedoism does not mean what most people think it means: reformedreader.org/porc.htm

Jan 30

When you start watching a netflix movie and within 3 minutes come across something that doesn't strike you as true and then you spend the rest of the evening happily jumping from wikipedia article to wikipedia article (and tweeting about it seems)

Jan 25

You've probably heard of the Paperclip Maximizer, a paperclip run by an AI that destroys humanity by making as many paperclips as possible. I think Microsoft's Clippy was send by it back in time to lull us into a false sense of security about AI.

Jan 25

Poland applauding Germany sending tanks east

Brett Slatkin

@haxor

Jan 25

Are you interested in trying the new functional programming language that I've been developing? Sign up here for an early preview: quil.la/2X2LS I'd love some patient feedback before I release it more widely. Thank you in advance!

I was woken up this morning by the Google Assistant announcing that my notifications were off

Rand Fishkin

@randfish

Jan 16

Google's market share vs. competition in its 5 major categories (2022) via neptyne.com/neptyne/l069j2

I guess it depends a bit on how much of an enemy. And something of the reverse of that Wild quote: "Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success"

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Silver Keskküla

@keskkyla

Jan 12

Compared to just losing a sum of money, how much more does it hurt if that money goes to your enemy? ie. does giving $10 to your enemy feel like losing $20? Answers, retweets appreciated!

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Jan 9

#ChatGPT seems to be at capacity (down?) - I am also seeing less think pieces on

They say it is easy to reach a net worth of 100B running twitter, provided you start with a net worth of 300B

US government approves use of world’s first vaccine for honeybees

Jan 5

So now Bill Gates is putting chips in insects?

theguardian.com

Hopes of a new weapon against diseases that routinely ravage colonies that are relied upon for food pollination

has the first really working intelligent chatbot. And #whisper a state of the art voice recognition system. And lots of money. And

@amazon

is losing money on #alexa. Isn't it obvious what should happen?

Jan 1

Fraction of people born in a particular decade by continent based on people in the English Wikipedia. (see neptyne.com/neptyne/dlswku)

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Dec 31, 2022

2022 started with NFTs finally giving artists a way to get paid for their work and ended with AI threatening to replace artists altogether.

Replying to

Greg, check out

- marries sheets, python and GPT-3

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Nov 30, 2022

Build a world map of where to eat your favorite foods using @NeptyneHQ - smart autofill finds the cities and their locations. Code assist generates the mapping code. Takes less than a minute! sign up: neptyne.com/waitlist-add

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I posted a visualization to

@DataIsBeautiful

a while ago that got some traction, so I now put some thoughts in a

@Medium

post: dosinga.medium.com/life-expectanc In 2020 democratic states had a higher life expectancy. In 1960 they did not (made with

neptyne.com/neptyne/bmb3q2)

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Silver Keskküla

@keskkyla

Dec 21, 2022

You'd think #Excel and #GoogleSheets are as good as general purpose spreadsheets come and then something like

comes along and marries it with #python. This is just beautiful! 😍

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Replying to

and

😂 I'm here to spit some truth, and let you in on the secret: rapping takes more, flow and rhythm The competition is fierce, and only the strong will remain Because the reward of being a rapper is worth the climbing Rapping is a journey, and it's time to take the first step, word

Here's a

spreadsheet with the life-expectancy by occupation for people that have a wikipedia page. It's best to become a billionaire and all these people wanting to be a podcast host - lookout! neptyne.com/neptyne/9iofhm

! twitter.com/TwitterSupport

Dec 18, 2022

Scared that you are coming for them

@gabor

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Dec 17, 2022

today's #adventofcode nearly had me building #tetris in a #spreadsheet... Code here --> neptyne.com/neptyne/2f9pw6

@neptynehq

access here --> neptyne.com/waitlist-add

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Dec 15, 2022

For a thing that was supposed to replace the thing that was replacing email, tiktok does send out a lot of, eh, emails

Dec 13, 2022

The nuclear fusion breakthrough is very impressive! But what are the reasons we think doing research on fusion is better than on fission?

Dec 12, 2022

Day 12: Climbing the hills of #AdventOfCode with

see the code here --> neptyne.com/neptyne/s22azo sign up for Neptyne here --> neptyne.com/waitlist-add

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Dec 13, 2022

I mean, #ChatGPT has been proven right, so we just have to accept this I guess

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Hmmmm

Another

related weekend project. Showing the US Population as a Grid Cartogram. Using spreadsheets for that is kinda fun since they come with the grid! dosinga.medium.com/using-neptyne-

So in the #Qatar2022 the countries on the Mediterean all won in the quarter finales. That and #NEDARG went the wrong way.

Dec 9, 2022

Spreadsheets and ASCII art. This thing has it all

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Dec 9, 2022

Simulating rope physics on day 9 of #AdventOfCode with @NeptyneHQ see the code here --> neptyne.com/neptyne/2prlc9 sign up for Neptyne here --> neptyne.com/waitlist-add

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Dec 8, 2022

Day 8 of #AdventOfCode with

Where to build your treehouse 🌳🏠 see the code here --> neptyne.com/neptyne/nm3w8g sign up for Neptyne here --> neptyne.com/waitlist-add

Neptyne is pretty good at Monte Carlo simulations!

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Jochen

@__jochen__

I build a thing (Monte Carlo sim) with Neptyne, a cool spreadsheet with deep python integration. Goodbye clunky apps script and VBA! neptyne.com/neptyne/8sfjnq cc @dosinga

You can only pass the turing test as an AI if you behave like a human, including being wrong and stubbornly insisting you are not

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It used to be that I’d marvel when the AI got something right. Now it’s notable when it says something wrong. It still happens all the time but it’s the exception.

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