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The first rule of palindrome club is sibul cemord nilap foelurts rifeht.
New from me: Suggestion Saturday: http://www.on-the-other-hand.com/suggestion-saturday-october-18-2014/ … /with links from @NaomiClareNL, @dorsalstream, and @gemma_corden.
Where is this wall upon which there's all this writing we are not seeing?
Okay, so I guess it's more important that Death not see you, so forget about glasses and just cover your eyes, ideally with a melon.
I'm probably not putting what I should in 'analytics'.
Wait. I take it back. WEAR your glasses. Face Death with sharp eyes. #mindblown
You know what? Best not to wear your glasses for most things. Harder to see death's approach. #deathhacks
PRO TIP: Clean the bathroom without your glasses; it goes *way* faster. #lifehacks
Just learned that one of my colleagues thinks I'm humorless. Presently deciding whether that's appalling or accurate.
If possibly your own personal Jesus, then necessarily possibly your own personal Jesus. —Depeche Modal Logic (S5)
"I'm a TIE lover and not a TIE fighter."
—Haberdasher on Alderaan
(Am I too late, @arandomhim?)
I enjoy reading Anthony Lane and I'm sure he probably means to have a point.
I put the 'superfluous' in 'pleonasm'.
TO: Apple, Inc.
FROM: @dorsalstream
RE: Price of new Retina iMac
Oof. Hurts.
DINING IDEA: A restaurant called "Whatever" that has no menus and you can only order by saying "I'll have/just give me whatever."
When I walk, I can hear my soul rustling like a plastic Duane Reade bag.
Remember when we could just all hate the U.S.S.R.? Good, hateful, times.
Slick morning #nyc http://instagram.com/p/uNsleYQGAm/
I might as well have just said I used to be young.
Writer, comedian, rebel without applause. I'm not a bad person… but I'll get there
We threw ourselves against those books, tried to think those thoughts, made a line of ourselves from those thoughts to our thoughts.
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