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projectile vomit and during a work call so no way to dodge and now I'm covered in mashed bananas and breast milk and who knew a little person could hold so much liquid and all
wants to do is laugh at me while naked so hi how's your day going?
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This. Ava had a blowout once at the mall. Changed her whole outfit only to realize she'd gotten poop on my white shirt.
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