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projectile vomit and during a work call so no way to dodge and now I'm covered in mashed bananas and breast milk and who knew a little person could hold so much liquid and all
wants to do is laugh at me while naked so hi how's your day going?
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Replying to @jmjafrx
I don’t know if you have encountered the explosive poop phase yet. I have stories.
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Replying to @jmjafrx
It is a thing beyond anyone’s control.
3:19 PM - 9 Dec 2019
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