I now offer you the definitive listicle on Holiday Movie Network brands. 1. Hallmark is the GOAT. Everyone is white or a figment of white imagination. The sets are top 2 in the genre. Their wig game is on point IF you’re blonde or Candice Cameron Burre. Bad acting but reliable.
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2. Lifetime is the channel for women who read Cathy comic strips for the inspiration. These characters clearly have sex and there are implied gay characters in supporting roles ONLY. Non white characters must have hair that is 3B or finer. No fat people exist.
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OWN is a late entry but makes a strong case for being background noise when your family runs out of Tyler Perry movies over break. Good soundtracks. Occasionally realistic dialogue.
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A surprise contender for rotation lead: UP TV. For what I think is supposed to be a secular religious network, this one has a lot of sass. Women leads are allowed to be sarcastic. There is an occasional fat person and internet slang.
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What about the BET X-Mas holiday movies. They seem to be showing consistent holiday movies right now a well.
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