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if another girl on insta names their dog ‘Luna’ I’m deleting the app
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if another girl on insta joins an MLM I’m deleting the app
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this is a perfect example of my brain/attention span during distance learning.
I also fill my heart with food
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maturing is lettin people think whatever they wanna think cus who give af
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that's not bisexual lighting girl you are being pulled over
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Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”
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If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly
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didn’t think I’d get emotional over a new jenna marbles photo but damn I miss her sm the hair looks so cute girl 🥺🥹
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I have covid rn and this joke almost killed me, literally my lungs were on fire
“ When I’m 25 , I’m going to buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life”
Me at 25:
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I foolishly made plans for Friday night AND Saturday morning; the introvert in me is already panicking at this grave I dug
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this is the funniest drag race has ever been idc
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at 91 years old, my grandma has discovered thin mints and is absolutely living for them
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Will never not be funny 😂
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LMFAO, this RuPaul moment from 'The Weakest Link' will never not have me in tears. 
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made the mistake of sharing a tik tok with my parents and now my dad follows me. I’m not exaggerating when I say twitter is my last safe space
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I hope this doesn't crash the website but the free covid tests are now live!! Every home in the U.S. is eligible to order 4 free at-home COVID-19 tests. Completely free. Orders will usually ship in 7-12 days.
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