Me: I brought you something from my trip!
5yr-old: Is it pink?!
Me: No, but...
5yr-old: ...
Me: ...
5yr-old: Then I'll pretend to like it.
Conversation
4 y/o complaining pre-tennis lessons.
Me: You might like it! Be open minded.
Kid: Ok, I won't tell you I hate it til it's over.

