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Heather B. Hamilton

The sister missionaries just knocked on my door. Thank god, because I needed someone to troubleshoot my vibrator.

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Heather B. Hamilton

Will he fix my vibrator? “

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You're going to stand before God one day, oh high and mighty super cool Twitter girl.”

2:38 PM · Jan 22, 2014

DaveDickensPhotography

Did my time trying to fix a gf’s vibrator - finally found the exact same vibe on the ‘net and bought a new one

maybe he’ll give you a new one.

I blocked God from seeing my Twitter feed for this EXACT reason.

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If you're seeing God, doesn't that mean your vibrator IS fixed?

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#lol crass in the face of self righteous magical thinking is the funniest kind of crass #IMHO

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Super Cool Twitter Girl! I think we finally found your hero name, H.

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@lucyundersnowe

just use his wagging finger?

Just lost a mouthful of coffee over that gem.

being funny, liking sex, and being sarcastic are not sins last time I looked.

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One of you is "high and mighty" all right, and it isn't Dooce... #alsonojoke

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