The sister missionaries just knocked on my door. Thank god, because I needed someone to troubleshoot my vibrator.
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who needs a mom, a dad, fifteen aunts and uncles and four year's worth of BYU roommates with friends like you?
just ask it a series of questions. Shake once for yes, shake twice for no.
“: The sister missionaries just knocked on my door. Thank god, because I needed someone to troubleshoot my vibrator.” Buhaha!
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Will he fix my vibrator? “: You're going to stand before God one day, oh high and mighty super cool Twitter girl.”
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