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Today on the tube, I hid from someone I Twitter-know as I look like absolute shit. #goodgoingjames
Come on now, if you took all the gays out of Belfast, there wouldn't be that many people left. Sign please https://go.allout.org/en/a/northern-ireland/ …
Right. I don't watch Eastenders, but who the fuck killed Lucy?
I don't know how I ever got through life without my morning glass of wine.
A little bit of sun and the whole city smells like barbecues and hot cars.
2 favoritesWhenever I get on the 121 to Wood Green and hear the announcer say '121'. I alway start singing '1, 121, 12321, 1234321, 123454321'
2 favoritesThere's gonna be a hell of a lot of masturbating going on tonight.
1 favoriteHappy Galentines day.
1 favoriteI am in Rome. Everyone is in furs.
1 favoriteMy boyfriend is half way through his training at a world class drama school. I just dropped a prawn salad over myself.
I want it to be summer and I want to be sat in a park and I want to be fucked off my tits.
Completely forgot to attach the actual IMAGE to the #eyeselfie competition. Sorry @castingcallpro !! pic.twitter.com/nWJbKLiuw0
Editor of @MidlandsZone | Light Technician for @TheButtermarket | Social Media Guru for @ThePeachTree, @MomoNoKiRamen, @C21Shrewsbury, and @HavanaRepublic1
Company members of @PhantomOpera are cycling from Her Majesty's London to Paris Opera House in aid of Macmillan! Txt TTRR86 £5 to 70070 Looked after by @kierbro
Daddy, I'm 16!
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