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  1. Jun 1

    Ultimate Business Traveler Giveaway (Value: $2,627) via

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    May 19
  3. 20 Aug 2016

    Shoutout to for a 12 hour delay with no compensation. I guess we're stranded in Iowa till tomorrow.

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    7 Aug 2016

    Dear NBC...I just saw a satellite picture of Jupiter taken 48 minutes ago. Why are you showing me Olympic events that happened this morning?

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    7 Jul 2016

    Fixing the servers like..

  6. Retweeted
    7 Jul 2016

    When you're trying to catch 'em all but the servers are down.

  7. 9 Jul 2015

    Sometimes you need more than 140 characters!

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    25 Jun 2015
  9. 16 Mar 2015

    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” -Oscar Wilde

  10. 10 Jan 2015

    Photo: Not worth the missing 50 calories.

  11. 23 Dec 2014
  12. 26 Nov 2014
  13. 26 Nov 2014

    Photoset: niggaclouds: pbh3: The planets, aligned. the sickest thing ive ever seen

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    10 Nov 2014

    Dear , I'm going to explain to you how Net Neutrality ACTUALLY works

  15. 6 Nov 2014

    Unsubscribe from unwanted emails & combine the rest into a single daily digest with .

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    4 Nov 2014

    Good news, Amazon Prime users! You now have unlimited photo storage with Amazon:

  17. 9 Oct 2014

    Embarrassing: Having a conversation with two Jolly Ranchers in my mouth. One JR = I like candy Two JR = I have a speech impediment

  18. 9 Oct 2014

    Did you drink a Redbull within the last 10 years? Get $15 of free Redbull here:

  19. 7 Oct 2014

    The more I learn about online marketing and how much we are being tracked, the more I'm amazed by things like this:

  20. 3 Oct 2014

    The broil setting on my oven has no mercy.

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