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These are the best tweets I will ever have written. I thought I'd save you the trouble of actually following me: https://twitter.com/doktormod/timelines/668893312976207872 …
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
BOSS: What...what are you doing? ME: Stretching. Stretching is important. BOSS: But you're just- ME: Stretching! BOSS: Lying on the- ME: Stretching. BOSS: floor ME: Important. BOSS:...Mind if I..? ME: Sure BOSS: Thanks ME: Blanket? BOSS: Cheers ME: Goodnight BOSS: Goodnight
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
The story of the old woman who swallowed the fly. Her maligned infinite form stretching piecemeal across the cosmos. An all consuming hunger
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I swear to God, this nitwit's gonna draw the location of Kansas City as actually being in Kansas on live television with a Sharpie and call everyone who lives in Missouri Deep State losers for pointing out "facts".
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
“There’s incontrovertible evidence supporting the existence of Bigfoot!” Hollers a man who believes the clitoral orgasm is a myth. Bro you’re searching in the bushes for the wrong thing
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
Bigfoot pops his head out of the bushes and whispers into the wind, “the clitoral orgasm is feminist myth…”
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
“You catch the game?” asks the cashier. “Like herpes!” I say. She does not laugh. “Jesus Christ,” the man behind me mutters. My card is declined.
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"And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished, for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. And that nightmare wore the testudinesic face of Mitch McConnell."
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
Me: *puts down flowers, chocolate and beer on checkout counter* Cashier: Nice! Who’s that for? Me: My wife. She’s having a blah day so I figured I would get her what would make me feel better. Woman behind me in line: I need me a wife. Woman behind her: Me, too.
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
the writers for season 45 of american politics need to stop trying to tie up loose ends and just introduce the deus ex machina now
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
Random thought of the evening on the topic of emotional pain, recurring patterns of traumatic relationships, and healing: Just because I’m a phoenix doesn’t mean you get to set me on fire.
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
why does everything orcs make always look like shit. where are their artisans
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
Sometimes it’s hard not to feel like excitement and passion and thrill for life are things of the past, and now I just go to work and come home and eat and shit and sleep and will continue doing all those things across decades as my body disintegrates. Anyway, it’s the weekend.
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
I hope the people who want to kill the moon succeed in killing the moon only to find out, in a stunning twist of fate, that the moon is their long lost father who left for cigarettes 20 years ago and never came back, preferring instead to orbit the earth like a no good bum.
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13 Facts That Prove The Creeping Chaos Nyarlothotep Is Secretly Destroying The Worlds' Governments From Within (Number 5 Will Obliterate Your Sanity)
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
*Back to the Future 4* We all travel back to November 2016 & recast our vote for someone a bit more stable like Gary Busey.
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
Do the GOP Senators voting against witnesses and impeachment realize that more evidence will just keep spilling out? Like, probably later TODAY? You’re staking your legacies on the sloppiest criminal cabal since The Apple Dumpling Gang. Good luck.
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Dr. Moddish von Enby proslijedio/la je Tweet
The Senate The Mafia
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It's misgendered, if you're nasty.
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Sings "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss, but sadly
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