Ted Morris
@dogtorted
Stand-up comedian, small animal vet, gay renaissance man, beloved by all mankind. He/him
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This Friday @ 11pm !
New 𝗚𝗮𝘆 𝗔𝗙 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝘁𝗲 stand-up!
With #MessyMargaretQueen
𝗦𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝟮𝟱% 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀: bit.ly/3rtraCA
#Toronto #comedy #lgbtq
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Tonight’s lineup for The BETTY in Toronto. $10 tix available (costs more at the door) 🙌
Brandon Ash-Mohammed, Al Val, Ted Morris, Krissia Valiente, Me hosting. You laughing.
Come! 7-8pm. Tight & Mighty!! 967 College St.
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Here’s the best roasts from our 6th Anniversary Show read by at @comedybarto
Thanks & !
See all of them on our FB page:
facebook.com/media/set/?set
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Tomorrow night it's 6th Anniversary Show !
& perform while writers & write roast jokes about them. I read them out. JOIN US!
TICKETS:
comedybar.ca/shows/write-em
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Our 6th Anniversary Show is Sat Apr 30 7pm !
hosts comics & perform while writers & @Hamiltrace write roast jokes...
comedybar.ca/shows/write-em
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Tune in tonight! I’ll be playing the part of “& more”!
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Tune to #JFLCanada at 8pmET tonight for a #LGBTQPlus #BestOf of the #ComedyTheme w/ @PaulPaduch! You'll hear stand-up from @ScottThompson_, @TheMaeMartin, @theDarcyMichael & more! Only on ch. 168 on @SiriusXMCanada. Themes:
Parents
Image/Fashion
Sex/Dating
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Latest Third Rail with Nick Beaton
Cal () and I are joined by Ted Morris ()! We talk about an odd experience Ted had while living in Russia, and the Neil Young/Joe Rogan debate.
#JoeRogan #NeilYoung
thirdrailwnickbeaton.podbean.com
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/thi
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Latest Third Rail with Nick Beaton
Cal () and I are joined by Ted Morris ()! Topics are: WW3, Convoys, Spotify, Joe Rogan and Neil Young, protests with racists, protests without racists, and more.
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Latest Third Rail with Nick Beaton
Cal () and I are joined by Ted Morris ()! We talk about some sort of protest or something going on in Ottawa?
#TruckersConvoy2022
thirdrailwnickbeaton.podbean.com
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/thi
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Check out this amazing show at tonight, Toronto! What a lineup with
headlining, OMG.
#Toronto #comedy #standupcomedy #CraftBeer
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“The tiniest dogs are called Teacups. They’re named after the most fragile piece of china that your grandmother owns. These aren’t dogs. They’re tragedies waiting to happen!” -
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If you're a Drag race fan wanting a good cackle then watch;
Wilma Fingerdoo with her reviews of the show starting with Canada's Drag Race Season 2 Episode 1 | The Fingerdoo Review with her daughter Wilhelmina Boxfarts youtu.be/a3wv8zk2PpE via
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If your part of the Fingerdoo Family on Patreon, then you'll love this week's Weekly Wotcha. I chat with my Drag Daughter Wilhelmina Boxfarts aka about her recent heart surgery. If you're not a member,
now's your chance! Seriously xox
patreon.com/WilmaFingerdoo
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Serving some shade (and low key Trans Pride flag realness!) with for the debut episode of Canada’s Drag Race Season 2!
youtu.be/a3wv8zk2PpE
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Things got dark & dirty on Saturday night at the .
Chris Locke
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Last show of at the . It's an afternoon crowd that really makes the show.
Carolle Cunningham
Nikki Payne
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The final sold-out did not disappoint! debated and her little dog too! This debate really went to the dogs or should I say dog! #wpgcomfest #wpgcomfest20years
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Ted Morris shares about life with his husband, his homophobic dog and how his sex life has turned into a hate crime with some cuddling! 🥖 #WpgComFest #wpgcomfest20years
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you know what’s hot… a 20 minute house tour of everything you own! That is some spicy foreplay! 🌶🔥😍
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In 1984 Shirley MacLaine finally won the Oscar for Best Actress for Terms of Endearment. Many thought she’d win for The Apartment but famously lost to Elizabeth Taylor’s tracheotomy. Join as we discuss who we think the Oscar should have gone to.
#shirleymaclaine
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Love Languages is our early gala on Friday October 8. Join us as we look at love and the ways we express it. Tickets are only $20 in celebration of our 20th Anniversary. winnipegcomedyfestival.com
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She’s back! Nice to see you again Wilhelmina! #nofilter #sobrave #drag #dragqueensofinstagram #dragqueens #dragtoronto #gaytoronto instagram.com/p/CThZA3PAZS5/
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Don't miss 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗬𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗬's Grand Finale 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗬𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥, this Saturday August 28th @ 3pm! linktr.ee/CourtyardComedy
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#DustinGeorge & ! All #queer & all amazing!
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Tomorrow! Courtyard Comedy with The Boys of Summer drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2021/07/surviv
@gayafcomedy #comedy #theatre @dogtorted @dasouzie @kylebrownrigg @Cliffy_So_Funny @evilascotco @ThisIsRobWatson
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Contrary to this article, I will not be performing my album in it’s entirety at Courtyard Comedy tomorrow. I may do my dad’s street joke though...
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We had the opportunity to catch up with Ted Morris, stand-up comic, small animal vet, gay nerd and occasional drag Queen about his upcoming show “Dawn of the Ted”.
@dogtorted #comedy
torontoguardian.com/2021/08/toront
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Tomorrow! Get you tickets while you can!
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Tomorrow! Courtyard Comedy with The Boys of Summer drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2021/07/surviv
@gayafcomedy #comedy #theatre @dogtorted @dasouzie @kylebrownrigg @Cliffy_So_Funny @evilascotco @ThisIsRobWatson
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COURTYARD COMEDY makes its Grand Finale with 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗬𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥, this Saturday @ 3pm! Linktr.ee/CourtyardComedy
With & !
Recommended by & more!
#Toronto #Comedy #lgbtq
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THE PRO SHOW begins Thursday on OPENING NIGHT of the with this killer lineup of some of the city's best comics!
Hosted by:
Featuring:
Check out comedybar.ca for more info.
#proshow
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Good morning UK, how's Brexit going?
Did you know some of your fave comics like + are Canadians who had to flee their own country?
Here's + Mike from a #MayorOfComedy clip to explain
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Zoom corporate shows where none of the audience have their mics on is one of the New Nine Circles of Hell
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This week's #TopComic #throwback is feat. former pet vet, Ted Morris. Only thing greater than Ted's love for comedy is his hate for sky-rats! Enjoy the best in Canadian comedy by checking out #JFLCanada, ch. 168. Listen online & on the app.
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Belated birthday gift to yourself! The perfect gift!
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It’s @dogtorted’s birthday! To celebrate why not get his album “Dawn of the Ted”???
smarturl.it/dawnoftheted
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It’s happening! It’s actually happening! Great to see you again Winnipeg! Thanks for having me back ! #standupcomedy #gaystandup #winnipegcomedy instagram.com/p/CGqMN0JgatJ/
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Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CFzbY1IAG5g/
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As a child, Dr. Ted Morris () read the semi autobiographical books of British vet James Wright aka James Herriot.
How does the '30s British idyll match the reality of a modern day vet's life? Dr. Morris tells 7:13 on .
Listen here: bit.ly/31J8Iu1
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It's the return of Wilhelmina Boxfarts on The Fingerdoo Review and we recorded our reactions to the Finale of for posterity. And also your entertainment. Seriously!
youtu.be/zBioCJDjqfE
#DragQueens
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