Matt R.

@doesntmattr

Senior editor at Scholastic but tweets are my own. Real World recapper. Prob def.

Queens, NY
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Joined July 2009
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  2. 2 hours ago

    omg this is my actual worst nightmare make it stop Chappie.

    9:13 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  3. 2 hours ago

    (that last tweet was a decoy it's all of my nightmares depicted on film like Superman 3 multiplied by a million)

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  4. 2 hours ago

    When the transhumanist robots take over this is proof I thought the ending of Chappie was a-ok!

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Chappie's mom in Chappie wears a Chappie shirt during the movie.

    8:51 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
  6. 3 hours ago

    This rubber chicken is the real star of Chappie he uses it to carjack people.

    Chappie chicken carjack
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    8:12 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. 3 hours ago

    Haha this got RT'd by Hannibal Burress and my mentions just exploded.

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  8. 3 hours ago

    The guy that invented artificial intelligence keeps a rubber chicken in his van.

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  9. 3 hours ago

    Chappie didn't stand a chance basically the second he comes to life they start to troll it.

    Chappie the Chicken
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    7:24 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. 4 hours ago

    Hugh Jackman's hatred for Chappies in this movie is off the charts.

    I hate Chappies big time.
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    7:13 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  11. 4 hours ago

    *Hugh Jackman voice* "I hate Chappie's big time."

    7:07 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. 4 hours ago

    They Keep Saying "Robotic" and I Keep Hearing "Erotic": A Watching Chappie Memoir

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  13. 4 hours ago

    This screams Overlook Hotel like can we even prove Chappie existed anywhere but the Showtime Anytime app ever anyway?

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  14. 4 hours ago

    Chappie has finally made its way to its true home: the Showtime Anytime app

    6:39 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  15. 6 hours ago

    I danced to 30 secs of Things That Make You Go Hmmmm in my kitchen and I've been hyperventilating for 5 minutes.

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  16. 6 hours ago

    An exercise class where u dance along to all the videos from C + C Music Factory's Gonna Make You Sweat album.

    5:13 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  17. 6 hours ago

    How many times do we have to explain that "TK-years-old" aren't Millennials?!?!?

    4:38 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  18. 7 hours ago

    Thank god Will Ferrell ended the east vs west beef btw Tom Arnold and 2Pac during the SNL closing credits.

    4:10 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  19. 7 hours ago

    ARE YOU TELLING ME TOM ARNOLD DIDN'T HAND PICK TUPAC?!?!

    When I was a kid, I thought the SNL host got to choose the musical guest and it was incredibly confusing.
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  20. 7 hours ago

    Kit hit Dottie with the sibling force of the Gattaca "I never saved anything for the swim back"

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  21. 7 hours ago

    Dottie didn't even play the first 6 games of that world series.

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