Took one of DocAquatic's hooks and turned it into a campaign; "ancient lich seeking new thrills challenges party to a race around the world"
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this is one thing in particular i wish was more widely understood: capitalist governments want there to be a certain level of unemployment. sometimes they intentionally try to increase unemployment! all while blaming the unemployed for a variety of social ills
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CNN openly lamenting jobs numbers being too high. The horror!
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huge breakthrough in sandwich rotation technology today
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"this person is either the real Taylor Swift or someone who has $8 there's no way to be certain"
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The Future is a Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse
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Twitter's algorithm is specifically tracking tweet metrics for four groups:
- power users
- republicans
- democrats
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- elon musk
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You're telling me the cops STOLE THE KID'S PET GOAT WITHOUT A WARRANT so a STATE SENATOR could KILL IT AND EAT IT AT A BARBECUE
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For those who are unaware what space did to Shatner, he wrote about it:
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William Shatner reflects: "The moths of extinction will eat my brain as they will my clothing and it will all disappear" dlvr.it/Skh4wW
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i got this custom made for my adhd meds and immediately lost it for a year
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hitting the most divorced man alive with a “i sleep in a big bed with my wife” is killing me lmao
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My family is the best. I have two kids. I see them every day. I recommend that.
My wife is fantastic. Strong, kind, smart, amazing artist. Couldn't be happier with her.
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My family is the best. I have two kids. I see them every day. I recommend that.
My wife is fantastic. Strong, kind, smart, amazing artist. Couldn't be happier with her.
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Hi again 👋
I hope you are well.
I’m fine too. I’m thankful for your interest in my health.
But since you mentioned it, I wanted to give you more info.
I have muscular dystrophy. It has many effects on my body.
Let me tell you what they are:
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prestige this. streaming that. tv still hasn't topped data's first appearance after having sex for the first time.
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They have emptied schools of books, falsified COVID numbers, passed incredibly restrictive anti-LGBTQ legislation with the promise of more, and have retaliated against one of the largest media conglomerates in the world for a milquetoast statement of opposition.
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peace out losers
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It never fails. He’s never done a single original thing in his life.
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NYT published this the day after receiving an open letter from hundreds of contributors and subscribers begging them to cut it out with the seemingly endless transphobic content because of course they did
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On this day 22 years ago, a bunch of weirdos in Denton, including our buddy Rick, held a high concept garage sale where all the prices were determined by mysterious masked figure. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.
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Family was excited to receive Tesla Y delivery on 1/24/2023. Was driving on highway and all the sudden steering wheel fall off, was lucky enough there was no car behind and I was able to pull on devider #SafetyFirst #Fixit #TeslaModelY #help
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As a proud Jew and proud friend of , I don't need any of my Republican colleagues to defend me against anti-Semitism. Ilhan Omar should not have been removed from the Foreign Affairs Committee.
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Pete Reed, a conflict zone medic, was killed in a Russian bombing on a convoy evacuating civilians. He was an incredibly selfless, heroic person. What he did in Mosul in 2016 remains one of the most remarkable things I’ve ever seen. These are his hands after saving a child there
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it's currently free to make tweets. what you should do is change that to one dollar per tweet. At billions of tweets a week, that's billions of dollars you'll be getting. Pretty surefire way to keep the site from going bankrupt
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I have been taught to yell “stop resisting” and “drop your weapon” after firing a gun, because bystanders will remember you said it and their memory will automatically reverse the order of the events to make it make sense. Their testimony will support yours, because of this.
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just nuts how anything any character says or thinks in a book is now a direct reflection of the author’s moral character and views
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white people today: *gasp* "even stephen KING is racist???" like yeah dude the baby eating clown is not the most problematic part of that story
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This you?
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i was wondering how the stunt coordinator in this video ended up with an eyepatch (i figured it was from a stunt gone wrong) so i looked it up and it turns out he lost his eye when he was shot 4 times by a hitman hired by his ex-wife to kill him twitter.com/JamesL1927/sta
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never fails
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On Dec. 21, Tausha Haight filed for divorce from her husband Michael Haight.
On Dec. 27 he was served with divorce papers.
Yesterday, police in Utah found Tausha, her mother, and her five children all shot dead by their father, who then killed himself.
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“i don’t understand why everyone hated this movie” “i don’t understand why everyone loved this movie” happy to help! they didn’t! you saw four tweets with roughly the same opinion and interpreted that as consensus. lots of people probably thought lots of different things
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It's literally this tweet
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Washington Post: Cutting the newsroom, expanding the opinion section
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This was so beautiful. The perfect expression of the barren, windswept void at the heart of the whole thing. A grift without an ounce of style or even audacity. The kind of scam a calculator would invent. No two organisms have ever had worse chemistry than this.
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This is a new low point for CYPTD. I put so much time into something that people like, only for it to be absorbed into the marketing machine benefitting an abominable TERF.
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Yes, you can pet the cat in #HogwartsLegacy! @CanYouPetTheDog
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