Oh god. I didn't correct the cashier when she called me Andy. Nor the barista, or the toast maker, when they called out my order as Andy.
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I've passed the point of no return. There's no looking back. I am now Andy. My coffee says so. My toast says so. What a day. What a time.
Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance. Dan is back! My barista cleared off on holidays for a bit and forgot my fake name. #RIPandy
