Oh god. I didn't correct the cashier when she called me Andy. Nor the barista, or the toast maker, when they called out my order as Andy.
I've passed the point of no return. There's no looking back. I am now Andy. My coffee says so. My toast says so. What a day. What a time.
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Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance. Dan is back! My barista cleared off on holidays for a bit and forgot my fake name.
#RIPandyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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