I've passed the point of no return. There's no looking back. I am now Andy. My coffee says so. My toast says so. What a day. What a time.
Oh god. I didn't correct the cashier when she called me Andy. Nor the barista, or the toast maker, when they called out my order as Andy.
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Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance. Dan is back! My barista cleared off on holidays for a bit and forgot my fake name.
#RIPandy
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And of course: - Bueller - Fenton - Artax - Stan
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