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sure michael jordan was very good at basketball but how good is he at the card game "war": the game of pure luck where the highest card wins
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been off for like 3 months and I’ve become too normal to even know how to use this site anymore. if you plan to take a Twitter break be careful
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waiting for whoever this is in the parking lot to find out why they think bjork is a such a jerk they got a license plate about itpic.twitter.com/ZnvXVd0GAb
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sometimes you may see a guy as blurry because you have bad vision and other times you have 20/20 vision and a guy is just a blurry guy
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before my son got glasses we were at some thing where a guy was speaking and my son asked if it was normal that the guy speaking looked blurry and i said “yes that guy is just a blurry guy”
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driving in moderate traffic, changing lanes frequently and always picking the faster moving one imagining other drivers saying “now that’s how you drive”
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due to snow on the mountain the olympic skiing events are being moved indoors
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(me, announcer during Olympic skiing) this guy’s not gonna let a little snow on the mountain stop him from getting that medal
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can’t wait to get my next boner
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some guy took this photo right before driving his car off a cliffpic.twitter.com/dNRmyWkBz1
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damn it snowed all over the hill at the olympics but these dudes still gonna ride down it
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the athletes have arrived at the Olympics and it has snowed all over the place but they going forward with the games anyway
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maybe next they’ll find the marker for descendants of William the Craig or Stephen the Jimpic.twitter.com/IIwa6xa64z
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making my signature move in my car: The Right Turn
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hate bathrooms like this with no mirror over the sink. How’m i even supposed to know who’s hands I’m washingpic.twitter.com/MjPZVydSuO
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why this mf dressed like he did a shift at foot locker before reffing this nfl gamepic.twitter.com/6SF1rYW0f0
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it’s rude when you’re at the dentist to not also ask the dentist about their teeth
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(serving breakfast for dinner) sorry i really fucked up. i thought it was morning
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ever since getting this I’ve been getting a lot of comments on how clean my back lookspic.twitter.com/lPBkN9eP2t
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