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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Apr 2020

    sure michael jordan was very good at basketball but how good is he at the card game "war": the game of pure luck where the highest card wins

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  2. May 18

    been off for like 3 months and I’ve become too normal to even know how to use this site anymore. if you plan to take a Twitter break be careful

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  3. May 18

    waiting for whoever this is in the parking lot to find out why they think bjork is a such a jerk they got a license plate about it

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  4. Feb 23

    sometimes you may see a guy as blurry because you have bad vision and other times you have 20/20 vision and a guy is just a blurry guy

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  5. Feb 23

    before my son got glasses we were at some thing where a guy was speaking and my son asked if it was normal that the guy speaking looked blurry and i said “yes that guy is just a blurry guy”

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  6. Feb 11

    driving in moderate traffic, changing lanes frequently and always picking the faster moving one imagining other drivers saying “now that’s how you drive”

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  7. Feb 11

    due to snow on the mountain the olympic skiing events are being moved indoors

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  8. Feb 6

    (me, announcer during Olympic skiing) this guy’s not gonna let a little snow on the mountain stop him from getting that medal

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  9. Feb 6

    can’t wait to get my next boner

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  10. Feb 4

    some guy took this photo right before driving his car off a cliff

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  11. Feb 4

    damn it snowed all over the hill at the olympics but these dudes still gonna ride down it

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  12. Feb 4

    the athletes have arrived at the Olympics and it has snowed all over the place but they going forward with the games anyway

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  13. Feb 2

    maybe next they’ll find the marker for descendants of William the Craig or Stephen the Jim

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  14. Feb 1

    making my signature move in my car: The Right Turn

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  15. Feb 1

    hate bathrooms like this with no mirror over the sink. How’m i even supposed to know who’s hands I’m washing

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  16. Jan 30

    why this mf dressed like he did a shift at foot locker before reffing this nfl game

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  17. Jan 28

    extra flat smashed burger for seniors only

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  18. Jan 26

    1. you can make pancakes at home

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  19. Jan 26

    it’s rude when you’re at the dentist to not also ask the dentist about their teeth

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  20. Jan 22

    (serving breakfast for dinner) sorry i really fucked up. i thought it was morning

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  21. Jan 19

    ever since getting this I’ve been getting a lot of comments on how clean my back looks

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