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@dlicj

Las Vegas, NV
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. lis 2019.

    glad my dentist office puts their phone number on my tooth brush so i remember to call them every time i brush my teeth

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  2. 4. velj

    this shop was named by a guy who’s only heard of the ms. pac man game and is imagining what he would call it if they ever created a game with a male pac man

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  3. 4. velj

    let me know if you decide to use it

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  4. 4. velj

    here’s a potentially viral tweet someone else who does politics tweets on here can do: caption this photo of shooter mcgavin running off with the gold jacket with “Pete buttigieg running off with the Iowa delegates” or something

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  5. 4. velj

    imagining how smoothly traffic would be going if it was me driving every car out here

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  6. 3. velj

    back in my day we had to jerk off to the bra section of the sears catalog that came in the mail now kids these days can just get right on their phones and google “bra section of sears catalog”

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  7. 3. velj

    been too long since i last took a dump with a fully zipped coat on

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  8. 30. sij

    and here’s a pic of what it looks like from further out

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  9. 29. sij
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  10. 29. sij

    here’s a pic of me pretending to drink gas. glug glug glug

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  11. 29. sij

    you might be my only chance

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  12. 29. sij

    if any of you saved the photo of me from my pretending to drink gas post from 2016 (not the 2015 one please) could you send it to me. Would love to do the post but not going to go to a gas station today

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  13. 29. sij

    in my early 20s i went with a friend by this dude’s house and his living room setup was a tv and two of these he dragged in from the apartment complex pool

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  14. 29. sij

    thinking about a guy who’s transitions lenses are just constantly transitioning back and forth from light to dark no matter if he’s inside or outside

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  15. 29. sij

    the oscars are coming up. who’ll walk away with the night’s biggest prize: The Oscar

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  16. 29. sij
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  17. 28. sij

    a lotta people out here on the freeway driving too fast or too slow stuff but not me. I’m driving the “good speed”

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  18. 27. sij

    a lot of people missed it when they watched meet the parents but if you go back and listen closely ben stiller’s characters last name sounds kind of like fucker

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  19. 23. sij

    (voice of 3,000 year old Egyptian priest brought to life) hey

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  20. 22. sij

    listening to music. forgot how much better this shit is than podcasts

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  21. 17. sij

    every time you go to get your hair cut there’s always one dude there with a completely shaved head waiting to get his haircut shorter somehow

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