Kelly Gabrielle

@djChardonnay

Copywriter by day. Electronic Poet by night.

Chicago
Joined June 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    8 Jul 2015
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  2. 18 May 2015

    No matter how much you love it, never ever ever tell a guy he has a and expect him take it as a compliment.

  3. 26 Aug 2014

    : Marcus is 80% in love with Lacy and 40% without a better option.

  4. Retweeted
    1 May 2014

    Best use of direct email marketing: just sent me an email that said "Kaitlin, your selfies aren't going to print themselves!"

  5. Retweeted
    1 May 2014

    Hats off to for the best subject line in my inbox before noon: "Your selfies aren't going to print themselves..."

  6. Retweeted
    1 May 2014

    "Your selfies aren't going to print themselves" haha! Loving this e-mail marketing from

  7. 21 Apr 2014

    Show your devotion to currently in 1st place in The PV. I voted and they need YOU:

  8. 21 Feb 2014

    When I go to heaven, I want God to tell me, "You're lighter than we thought. You ate pizza 31,561 days in your life."

  9. 23 Jun 2013

    : Internet! How long do i have to wait until someone auto tunes praising Jesus?!

  10. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2012
    Replying to

    The same goes for dating. MT A lesson in this election: if you exclusively target straight white men, you have no future.

  11. 6 Nov 2012

    You Barack my world, America! Happy re-election!

  12. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2012

    Evidently, some giants won a contest. So unfair.

  13. 3 Jul 2012

    To celebrate the birth of our great nation, launched a blog about one of America's greatest citizens.

  14. Retweeted
    29 Jun 2012
  15. Retweeted
    5 May 2012

    Walking out of the arena Beiber just asked his manager "Who was that black guy I walked in with?"

  16. Retweeted
    4 May 2012

    RIP Adam Yauch, aka MCA. He truly did it all, and did it with a wiffleball bat.

  17. Retweeted
    3 May 2012

    I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

  18. 22 Apr 2012
  19. 20 Apr 2012

    Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind

  20. Retweeted
    18 Apr 2012

    The Facebook-Instagram Deal: Fuzzy, Instagram-y Details, Sharpened!

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