I shit my pants at least 5 times a day everyday with anxiety checking my email to possibly hear about partner or not 

My heart
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Hold on I'm gonna sneak up to SF then sneak into
@johnmemes office and push the button...


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PLEASE JOHN, PARTNER HER. SHE MET THE REQUIREMENTS AGES AGO ;_;
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