Fuck my life. I would spill over a coke and stain @Djari328's white pants.

Please follow her so she doesn't kill mepic.twitter.com/JzNtqHY0bs
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Those jeans are in the washing machine now Alan.. Moment of truth if I need my boys at Clorox to hmu!
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