If you want cancer, you need to read my Facebook DMs.. Tempted to post the screenshots but not sure if I'm at that level of cunt yet. 
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Still remember that russian guy who tried to make a date with you. Oh, his English... I think even my is much better.
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Haha! He posted a map with route from his small town in central Russia to Aberdeen. Then I decided to look at his photos and... :D
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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