scuffed my shoe and it sounded like I farted so I'm trying to make the noise again to assure people it was my shoe this is why I stay inside
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Replying to @Kiwion
this happened to me when I jumped on my chair with bare legs.. They made a fart sound and I was mortified!
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then I knew people would oddshot it and I'd die inside!


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I swear I can get away with farting on stream but when I just make a weird noise I get called out :|
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