I don't even hide my faces of judgement anymore. You put ketchup on your eggs? You deserve to see this dirty ass look
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Replying to @JordanHanz
Wow. Ketchup on eggs is delicious. I don't even know you anymore Jordan.
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DJ HAIRY. COME ON. Only hot sauce, salsa, green or red chile is acceptable. We havin out first fight
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Replying to @JordanHanz
Ew. Some of us don't drown our good food in spicy shit. I care about my asshole OK?
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Sorry about your uncultured weak swine of an asshole BUT YO TASTE BUDS NEED SOME LOVIN
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WOW LOW BLOW BRO you know alliance killed my family...
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Replying to @JordanHanz
Probably because they also didn't eat ketchup on their eggs.
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More like they tried to cook the eggs in oil and not butter, when butter is clearly the superior way to cook with eggs.
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Yeah if you like to eat your eggs with a side of burnt butter.
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This thread LOL But also ketchup on eggs is a nah. Hot sauce ftw
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