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''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

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    Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff 21 Jan 2017

    Saving this for postority.pic.twitter.com/wmnanHjPWF

    9:02 AM - 21 Jan 2017
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    • tag1113 Amy Nowell Digitman3 ✪Lord⍟Galaxy✪ Tech Windsor Mann isitoveryet ℬrett Martin Harris Lisa 🎶Lolita'🎶 Hughes Aleix Plana🏴
    122 replies 629 retweets 1,745 likes
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      1. Ricky Gervais‏Verified account @rickygervais 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        I know I live mainly in England, but I'm actually starting to look forward to the next 4 years. It could be hilarious.

        14 replies 13 retweets 111 likes
      2. Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @rickygervais

        I'm going to laugh so I don't cry.

        4 replies 4 retweets 77 likes
      3. Ricky Gervais‏Verified account @rickygervais 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Take comfort in the knowledge that you are definitely going to enjoy the next few years more than Trump.

        4 replies 8 retweets 84 likes
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      1. Dan‏ @UncivilLawyer 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Doesn't Twitter have spellcheck? Or does he just think spellcheck is fake news?

        0 replies 4 retweets 33 likes
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      1. mrs mullen‏ @mrsmullenjr 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        pic.twitter.com/AlpZdaVweh

        2 replies 11 retweets 31 likes
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      1. JimAndrews518‏ @JimAndrews518 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff @Steve_HarrisNZ

        Our new fraudulent, racist, insulting, p***y grabbing president also can't even spell "honored".

        1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
      2. TinaG‏ @peetyswie54 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @JimAndrews518 @ditzkoff @Steve_HarrisNZ

        That would be because honor is a concept he is unacquainted with.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Ignacio‏ @TheIgMan 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Probable meant bonered. Just a guess tho. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        0 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Kevin M. Kruse‏Verified account @KevinMKruse 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        LEL!

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Trump Original Draft‏ @winksixsixsix 21 Jan 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/Urfw6fxJeK

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      1. Pippa Musgrave #FBPE‏ @PippaMusgrave1 21 Jan 2017
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        Well, he spelt it wrong, but all Americans do. It's honoured.

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      1. Adam Strassberg‏ @adambstrassberg 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        as if we needed more proof his father's connections got him the Fordham to Penn transfer

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      1. Ricky Gervais‏Verified account @rickygervais 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        haha

        2 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Adam Strassberg‏ @adambstrassberg 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        my spell check tried to change "honered" to "gone red" so maybe it's for the best he doesn't use spell check

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      1. Dario-Vadi‏ @megalodondada 21 Jan 2017
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        "postority" I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

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      1. David Ballard‏ @dvdbllrd 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        he misspelled "homered"

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      1. pd‏ @pawliticks 21 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        oh yeah, "serve you". Acct def hacked

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