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''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

the holy goddam New York Times
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    Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff 4 Nov 2016

    Wow. Dave Chappelle is hosting @nbcsnl on Nov. 12, with A Tribe Called Quest as musical guest, NBC says.

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    9:11 AM - 4 Nov 2016
    54 replies 1,839 retweets 2,679 likes
    1. Damien Woody‏Verified account @damienwoody 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff

      .@ditzkoff @nbcsnlpic.twitter.com/3ohvb72wML

      0 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
    2. ceeks‏ @70Ceeks 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      2016, I take it back

      0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
    3. israel‏ @Israeldoeslife 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      Very casual tweet just to announce THE GREATEST EPISODE OF TELEVISION TO HAVE EVER BEEN PRODUCED.

      0 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
    4. Ryan‏ @rpm164 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      RIP Phife

      0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    5. Bruce Vain‏ @PSilvaWorld 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff

      please don't be playing with me.

      0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    6. Sean Sakimae‏ @SnapTheJapanese 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      please tell me this is real.

      0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Ira Goldman‏ @KDbyProxy 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        @pbump I lovvvve Chappelle, but seems odd choice for first show after the election. Still, I'mmm watching.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Michael Beck‏ @MBeckAZ 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @KDbyProxy @ditzkoff @pbump

        Dave does hilarious political commentary though

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ira Goldman‏ @KDbyProxy 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @MBeckAZ @ditzkoff @pbump

        True. "Black Jeopardy" w/ Hanks felt like Chappelle, and that was brilliant.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
    7. Social Media Savant‏ @Wizardsparty_ 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      America is already great.

      0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Josh Clarke‏ @JoshieichibaN 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        @JMike_the_Joker @nbcsnl @jennyKinns officially losing my shit. 🙊

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. JennyKinns‏ @jennyKinns 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JoshieichibaN @ditzkoff and

        my heart is exploding. EXPLODING.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
    8. Kip Mooney‏ @kipjmooney 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff

      This way too early for an April Fool's joke.

      0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    9. David Maika‏ @DMaika11 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      @real_saundies

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    10. Ryosuke Takahashi‏ @Jordan_Alford1 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff

      @HtothaOV @nbcsnl holy shit

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    11. Bear‏ @bearstockcharts 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      nov 12th 1996? lol

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    12. Bort‏ @SamMulderrig 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      @BenisSpicy

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    13. Andrew Brinkmann‏ @AMBrinkmann 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff @nbcsnl

      @Smithereens91

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    14. Taylor Martin‏ @tay09martin 4 Nov 2016
      Replying to @ditzkoff

      pic.twitter.com/tWomiYkb8B

      0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Purple Sex‏ @VasaceFibonacci 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        @SAMSlN @nbcsnl @AccordingToJame

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. James William‏ @AccordingToJame 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @VasaceFibonacci @ditzkoff and

        saw that, bro if he flops I'll be devastated

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Purple Sex‏ @VasaceFibonacci 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @AccordingToJame @ditzkoff and

        man ain't no

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. James William‏ @AccordingToJame 4 Nov 2016
        Replying to @VasaceFibonacci @ditzkoff and

        word he's been chillin for a minute though is all I'm sayin

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. End of conversation

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