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    Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff 27 Aug 2016

    9:24 a.m., 12:26 p.m. and 1:48 p.m.pic.twitter.com/2kcTbXA6cg

    10:53 AM - 27 Aug 2016
    • 1,997 Retweets
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    • DirtyDonaldDrumpf B-Dawg Paula Johnny Tsunami Rob Brand Yacubian Kwame Baah-Gyimah Lorenzo Washington v.s.e.c
    216 replies 1,997 retweets 2,498 likes
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      2. Mark Harris‏Verified account @MarkHarrisNYC 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        I believe this is what Clinton meant when she quoted the line, "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

        8 replies 57 retweets 285 likes
      3. Ryan Jurgens‏ @thejurgens 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @MarkHarrisNYC

        @emilynussbaum @ditzkoff Notable: 1st tweet from Android=Trump. Others from iPhone/iPad=Staff.

        0 replies 12 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Tommy Vietor‏Verified account @TVietor08 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Are Android Tweets him personally and iPhone and iPad the campaign? @Bencjacobs

        8 replies 4 retweets 69 likes
      3. Ben Jacobs‏Verified account @Bencjacobs 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @TVietor08 @ditzkoff

        It's unclear. There is a lot of Kremlinology around it and contrasting theories.

        2 replies 2 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Gary Whitta‏Verified account @garywhitta 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        @Glinner Twitter for iPad/iPhone = not written by Trump.

        2 replies 4 retweets 47 likes
      3. Douglas‏ @dreyesceron 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @garywhitta @ditzkoff @Glinner

        Yep. Android tweets are from him. iOS from campaign staff http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/ 

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. David J. Loehr‏ @dloehr 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        This assumes either thoughts or prayers.

        2 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
      3. David J. Loehr‏ @dloehr 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @dloehr @ditzkoff

        Also, each tweet from a different device.

        4 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Scott Stein‏Verified account @jetscott 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        TrumpOS can be run on up to 10 authorized devices at once

        0 replies 2 retweets 35 likes
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      1. ©wordfromyrmom i*came*to*drop*bombs‏ @cbgb84 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        @CandaceTX those tweets.pic.twitter.com/vWCThonu5X

        0 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Josh Jeffery‏ @JeffCarnage 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        @Glinner The tweets of a mad man.

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      1. ALASKAN TUSH PEOPLE (INCREDIBLY SIZED BRAIN)‏ @AlaskanTush 27 Aug 2016
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        https://vine.co/v/5eK1wQia5wn 

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      1. neeraja (aka bad indian girl)‏ @bad_indian_girl 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        cleaned up by his staff LOL

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      2. The Moose Speaks  🦌 🙊‏ @themoosespeaks 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @gradearadio @ditzkoff @AndyRichter

        It was Trump who made it about Trump. A human would have focused on tragedy, not votes

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. I want my $252  🇦🇬‏ @I_want_my_252 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff @CourtPencil

        Trump only did the first tweet. Staff tried to "clean up" with the other two...android vs ios devices.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Citizen_Campbell‏ @campbell_elroy 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @I_want_my_252 @ditzkoff @CourtPencil

        So much for I alone can fix it!

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Ben ⧖ Stephens‏ @stephens_ben 27 Aug 2016
        Replying to @ditzkoff @Glinner

        It's like some weird broken AI program trying to approximate human emotion -- getting closer with every iteration.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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