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''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

Joined October 2009
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    Dave Itzkoff Verified account ‏@ditzkoff 26 Nov 2015

    Legitimately 1000 times more afraid of this balloon than of ISIS.pic.twitter.com/CEvh9ofz2c

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      1. Jason Ford ‏@jason_ford 26 Nov 2015

        @ditzkoff Where are the Cthulu balloons? I thought there was a Lovecraft float this year 😜

        0 retweets 2 likes
      2. innpchan ‏@pchandroid 26 Nov 2015

        @jason_ford @ditzkoff There is, but all the cameramen would go mad when they focus on it, and that violates their union workrules.

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    1. phil owen ‏@phlowen 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff that IS Isis

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    2. LeeRoy Holmes ‏@jojopetv 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff The leprechaun doesn't even notice that Eruptor is after his pot of gold.

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    3. eddieleigh ‏@d85008998 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff @MrJonCryer I am scared can't wait to see that float at 9:00 am on the West coast bitches

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    4. RK Sports/Media ‏@RonKoff 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff you should see the ISIS balloon

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    5. Naomi ‏@khaleesi_101 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff That thing will swallow your soul

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    6. Cali  ☀️ Girl ♕ ‏@SciFiGirl1993 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff @MrJonCryer ooh :D

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    7. Favstar Bot ‏@Favstar_Bot 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/669904913510604801 …

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    8. Joseph Rooks ‏@JosephRooks 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff @nicoleindc Raise that fear by a factor of ten if you have kids. These things are expensive.

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    9. Josh Feldman ‏@feldmaniac 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff The hell is that, a Monsters Inc reject?

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    10. William Paulsen ‏@wpaulsen31 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff REMEMBER... ALWAYS PROFESS THAT JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD 😇⚡⚡⚡

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    11. (((Mimi'sPhone))) ‏@LynneAvVer 26 Nov 2015

      @ditzkoff @AthertonKD That's the stuff of nightmares. "Go to sleep kids or that scary thing from Macy's will eat your face!"

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