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''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

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    Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff Jan 3

    president just seems to surround himself with certain peoplepic.twitter.com/e6SceGa8tM

    1:32 pm - 3 Jan 2019
    • 804 Retweets
    • 5,868 Likes
    • Mike Metzler 🎃 Zach IL 💕gracie💕 satsangdervishstationer mr_khan_999 100% fag CodeMaxX JJohnson 🌊
    826 replies . 804 retweets 5,868 likes
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      2. ERDR‏ @percocetopenia Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Which President are you referring?pic.twitter.com/Q9UtsfdXp1

        2 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff Jan 3
        Replying to @percocetopenia

        president trump, the man in the picture accompanying the caption

        0 replies . 0 retweets 60 likes
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      2. Chanty‏ @Chantelesque Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        pic.twitter.com/1x1rRIMITq

        4 replies . 4 retweets 212 likes
      3. Samara  🤓 🎭 📺 🍷 🍿‏ @SamaraHarand Jan 3
        Replying to @Chantelesque

        pic.twitter.com/Wsuk25wVcd

        1 reply . 2 retweets 63 likes
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      2. Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff Jan 3
        Replying to @tpaul15

        Dave Itzkoff Retweeted Maddow Blog

        https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1081022719691497473 …

        Dave Itzkoff added,

        1:02
        Maddow BlogVerified account @MaddowBlog
        A priceless moment at today's Senate swearing-in. pic.twitter.com/HzSEEDqYMo
        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. JOOKIE‏ @JOOKIEJOON Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        And love your sophomoric following! Bravo, you're big time now.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dave Itzkoff‏Verified account @ditzkoff Jan 3
        Replying to @JOOKIEJOON

        Dave Itzkoff Retweeted JOOKIE

        https://twitter.com/JOOKIEJOON/status/1081031516057190401 …

        Dave Itzkoff added,

        JOOKIE @JOOKIEJOON
        Replying to @PearlsFromMyrna
        I need my adult diapers for this chuckle!!!!!
        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. JOOKIE‏ @JOOKIEJOON Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Point?

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Amy Siskind  🏳️‍🌈‏Verified account @Amy_Siskind Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        Bald?

        22 replies . 4 retweets 108 likes
      3. Ty Morris‏ @Ty_Eugene Jan 3
        Replying to @Amy_Siskind @ditzkoff

        It makes his hair seem golden, luscious, and full of volume.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 25 likes
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      2. Fox Force Five‏ @namssas Jan 3
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        Border wallpic.twitter.com/QEEqTdgClI

        2 replies . 8 retweets 130 likes
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      1. Steve Dickson‏ @SteveDickson82 Jan 3
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        @Go_Planpic.twitter.com/e3JP86pLZm

        0 replies . 8 retweets 90 likes
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      1. John D. Burns‏Verified account @johnburnsnc Jan 3
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        They're from France.pic.twitter.com/DceWCtuXOT

        0 replies . 3 retweets 178 likes
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      2. Old Man Gerry‏ @greidel Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        In the land of the bald, the thin-haired man is king.

        1 reply . 11 retweets 372 likes
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      2. andi zeisler‏Verified account @andizeisler Jan 3
        Replying to @ditzkoff

        this could actually get good if they all start skanking at once

        3 replies . 0 retweets 63 likes
      3. Robert Silverman‏ @BobSaietta Jan 3
        Replying to @andizeisler @ditzkoff

        Right Said Fred-ass mferspic.twitter.com/Pn7y7J8SqV

        0 replies . 1 retweet 11 likes
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