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Amazon has named ROBIN one of the best biographies of 2018 (https://amzn.to/2QCjBWk ), one of the best humor and entertainment books of 2018 (https://amzn.to/2DwKjwE ) and one of the Top 100 books of the year. (https://amzn.to/2zFUsm5 ) It was ranked.....69th.
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AOC: [dances in college] conservative weirdo, years later: oh, Ocasio-Cortez says she loves SOCIALISM, and wants to SHARE the wealth — but she won’t even SHARE her phone number with me? i’m funny, i can cook, i wouldn’t let her down. please, just one date, the divorce is pending
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think of the security and subterfuge involved to make sure he didn't run into Matt Damonhttps://twitter.com/mattzap/status/1081276534789496834 …
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MR. PRESIDENT DID YOU KNOW THAT HOGWARTS DIDN'T ALWAYS HAVE BATHROOMS
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Straightforward from here: 1. Shut down National Institute of Standards and Technology 2. Clocks and calendars can't advance until gov't reopened 3. Shutdown officially lasts 1 dayhttps://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1081258149888360449 …
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now Sandra Bullock has to clap back that Mary Poppins Returns is like Practical Magic with sleep apneahttps://twitter.com/Variety/status/1081251368420106240 …
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-nothing happened -nothing illegal happened -nothing highly illegal happened -nothing highly illegal happened that you can prove -nothing highly illegal happened that you can impeach
YOU ARE HEREhttps://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/1081220050898640896 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
please tell me that man was Paul Giamattihttps://twitter.com/jessemckinley/status/1081204202179870721 …
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How can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop the rain from falling down (no Collusion)? How can you stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? How can you mend this broken man? How can a loser ever win?https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1081177511592108032 …
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nice to meet you. I am a Na’avi from James Cameron’s “Avatar.” my connection with my home world of Pandora will aid in my fight against human colonization!https://twitter.com/_roryturnbull/status/1080183740637241344 …
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Thank you to those who added the Scrooge McDuck-related replies that begin here:https://twitter.com/admiralmpj/status/1080916312098930688?s=21 …
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Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.
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and Mexico’s going toupee for ithttps://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1080939938273771520 …
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Listen up, babies. If The Warriors wanna make it back to Coney in one piece, first they’re gonna have to get through “The Necktie Thumbs.”https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1080939938273771520 …
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president just seems to surround himself with certain peoplepic.twitter.com/e6SceGa8tM
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I’m pretty happy ‘bout it.
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please qanon i wouldn't survive the embarrassment do not release this video of me yes me totally me dancing in college no nopic.twitter.com/FfwaWBxf0J
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