Dave ItzkoffVerified account

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''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Jul 2015

    Headline from 2017: "President Trump Blurts Out Nuclear Codes, Just To Prove He Knows Them"

    235 replies 8,097 retweets 18,739 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    Bran got super chill all of a sudden

    12 replies 113 retweets 627 likes
  3. 8 hours ago

    I'm so fascinated with the costumes this season

    2 replies 9 retweets 128 likes
  4. 9 hours ago
    Replying to

    When the popular tv show references the other popular tv show

    1 reply 16 retweets 131 likes
  5. 9 hours ago

    lol "walking deadmen"

    2 replies 13 retweets 66 likes
  6. 9 hours ago

    Press Secretary Davos Seaworth

    8 replies 91 retweets 346 likes
  7. 9 hours ago

    Perpetuity, the fragrance from Calvin Klein

    5 replies 11 retweets 85 likes
  8. 9 hours ago

    Time to find out what disgusting bodily excretion Samwell is handling tonight

    9 replies 40 retweets 178 likes
  9. 11 hours ago
    Replying to

    and somehow this is only the 5th most undignified thing to befall Christie in the last year and a half

    13 replies 17 retweets 269 likes
  10. 11 hours ago

    "WHAT ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM?"

    58 replies 129 retweets 775 likes
  11. 13 hours ago

    When there's a new Game of Thrones, a new John Oliver *and* a new Rick and Morty

    20 replies 147 retweets 697 likes
  12. 16 hours ago

    a real who's who of what do you do here?

    49 replies 102 retweets 619 likes
  13. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    "He (Trump) isn’t Blake. He’s poor sad old Shelley Levene,"

    This is delightfully merciless.
    4 replies 30 retweets 118 likes
  14. Jul 29

    when the president can't get a tee time all day

    11 replies 54 retweets 371 likes
  15. Jul 29

    [gets fired from job] I also demand a raise!

    If a new HealthCare Bill is not approved quickly, BAILOUTS for Insurance Companies and BAILOUTS for Members of Congress will end very soon!
    9 replies 61 retweets 422 likes
  16. Jul 29

    Well, I'm good for the weekend

    2 replies 10 retweets 158 likes
  17. Jul 29

    "This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump"

    In other words, Russia was against Trump in the 2016 Election - and why not, I want strong military & low oil prices. Witch Hunt!
    10 replies 47 retweets 283 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    the golden rule of trump tweets has not failed yet

    3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why can't manage to pass his agenda.
    17 replies 643 retweets 1,900 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jul 28
    Replying to

    "My son is also named Reince."

    2 replies 52 retweets 259 likes
  20. Jul 28

    maybe there was a mix-up with the other Reince Priebus who works in the White House

    "I resigned privately yesterday," Reince Priebus tells me.
    10 replies 33 retweets 233 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 28

    . responds to seemingly telling room full of cops that it's OK to assault criminal suspects in custody

    74 replies 517 retweets 937 likes

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