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''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet

the holy goddam New York Times
Joined October 2009
Born 02 March

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Nov 2018

    Amazon has named ROBIN one of the best biographies of 2018 (), one of the best humor and entertainment books of 2018 () and one of the Top 100 books of the year. () It was ranked.....69th.

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    Jan 3

    The second best Radiohead album

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  4. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    AOC: [dances in college] conservative weirdo, years later: oh, Ocasio-Cortez says she loves SOCIALISM, and wants to SHARE the wealth — but she won’t even SHARE her phone number with me? i’m funny, i can cook, i wouldn’t let her down. please, just one date, the divorce is pending

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  5. think of the security and subterfuge involved to make sure he didn't run into Matt Damon

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  6. MR. PRESIDENT DID YOU KNOW THAT HOGWARTS DIDN'T ALWAYS HAVE BATHROOMS

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  7. Straightforward from here: 1. Shut down National Institute of Standards and Technology 2. Clocks and calendars can't advance until gov't reopened 3. Shutdown officially lasts 1 day

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  8. now Sandra Bullock has to clap back that Mary Poppins Returns is like Practical Magic with sleep apnea

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    21 hours ago

    -nothing happened -nothing illegal happened -nothing highly illegal happened -nothing highly illegal happened that you can prove -nothing highly illegal happened that you can impeach 👈YOU ARE HERE

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  11. How can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop the rain from falling down (no Collusion)? How can you stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? How can you mend this broken man? How can a loser ever win?

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    Jan 4

    Kim Wilde - Kids In America

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    nice to meet you. I am a Na’avi from James Cameron’s “Avatar.” my connection with my home world of Pandora will aid in my fight against human colonization!

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  14. Jan 3

    Thank you to those who added the Scrooge McDuck-related replies that begin here:

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    Jan 3

    Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.

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    Jan 3
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    Jan 3

    Listen up, babies. If The Warriors wanna make it back to Coney in one piece, first they’re gonna have to get through “The Necktie Thumbs.”

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  19. Jan 3

    president just seems to surround himself with certain people

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 3
    Replying to

    I’m pretty happy ‘bout it.

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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    please qanon i wouldn't survive the embarrassment do not release this video of me yes me totally me dancing in college no no

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